Protection for my home???

Here's another idea, build a hydraulic lift system underneath your house so when you leave or press a BIG RED BUTTON on the inside, the house sinks into the ground and then 6-ft thick concrete blast doors slide over the top, but covered in grass with a small 5-a-side football pitch marked on it with goals so you can have a kickaround when you're not in your house.
 
Rich_L said:
Here's another idea, build a hydraulic lift system underneath your house so when you leave or press a BIG RED BUTTON on the inside, the house sinks into the ground and then 6-ft thick concrete blast doors slide over the top, but covered in grass with a small 5-a-side football pitch marked on it with goals so you can have a kickaround when you're not in your house.
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sting ray comes to mind
 
Rich_L said:
Here's another idea, build a hydraulic lift system underneath your house so when you leave or press a BIG RED BUTTON on the inside, the house sinks into the ground and then 6-ft thick concrete blast doors slide over the top, but covered in grass with a small 5-a-side football pitch marked on it with goals so you can have a kickaround when you're not in your house.
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And then when you return to your house, the blast doors open and all the kids that were playing 5 a side on your pitch will fall into the hole in the ground and never be seen again.

Edit; Or they will be stuck on the roof :)
 
bloodline76 said:
I am concerned about the protection of my home and wish to make it more secure. My friend thinks that I should get some big guard dogs to scare people off on my land.

My first idea was to get loads of monkeys to put in the garden but I am afraid they will be eaten by bears.

But I was thinking that maybe I should get about twenty little yapping violent dogs instead? That would scare me off.

What would be the best choice. These will be left outside.
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To be honest I think the answer is in the question.

You liked the Monkeh idea but they might get eaten by bears. put a load of bears in your garden?
 
My god, two ridiculous threads, BOTH including monkeys in ONE week. Seriously mate give it a rest.

bloodline76 said:
Would using midgets dressed as pirates be wrong?
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:edit: damn you for beating me to it.
 
Oh well no harm in posting the following...



...TTIUWOP - House, You, Monkeys, Security layout (Pimp my house).
 
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