Protection for my home???

basmic · 18 May 2006 at 14:58

Pebbles said:
Nah, Basmic pretended to have no sense of humour too so you wouldnt feel lonely

Oh, I have a sense of humour. I just don't see where the humour lies in a pointless thread.

bloodline76 · 18 May 2006 at 15:21

basmic said:
Oh, I have a sense of humour. I just don't see where the humour lies in a pointless thread.

Well it is keeping me amused. There is the point.

Pebbles · 18 May 2006 at 15:49

basmic said:
Oh, I have a sense of humour. I just don't see where the humour lies in a pointless thread.

And yet you're in GD......hmmmmmm *steeples fingers and ponders*

Dave M · 18 May 2006 at 15:54

Rich_L said:
Here's another idea, build a hydraulic lift system underneath your house so when you leave or press a BIG RED BUTTON on the inside, the house sinks into the ground and then 6-ft thick concrete blast doors slide over the top, but covered in grass with a small 5-a-side football pitch marked on it with goals so you can have a kickaround when you're not in your house.

I want this. I never realised until I read your post but now I know this is what has been missing from my life.

fatiain · 18 May 2006 at 16:02

Telescopi said:
I want this. I never realised until I read your post but now I know this is what has been missing from my life.

It's not the moving house bit that's appealling, it's the BIG RED BUTTON pressing.

Euro_Hunter · 18 May 2006 at 16:06

One of these would do nicely

Jabb3r · 18 May 2006 at 16:12

Euro_Hunter said:
One of these would do nicely

Dunno how much of a deterrent it'd be, but I'd risk taking a bullet.

Aod · 18 May 2006 at 16:52

Browning M2HB
.50cal heavy machine gun.

Belgiums Finest!!!

you can pick one of these up from most destroyed African countries for a small sum.

anyway, they have a great range (around 2 klicks) and will put a melon-sized hole in almost anything you point it at.

ElRazur · 18 May 2006 at 16:54

Aod said:
Belgiums Finest!!!

you can pick one of these up from most destroyed African countries for a small sum.
.

That is not clever nor funny.

Aod · 18 May 2006 at 16:56

Calm down dear, its only the internet

i don't see why you're so upset.

the Belgians Designed it (well, John moses Browning did anyway)

and you can buy them in the shattered hulks of once peacefull countries, most of which are in Africa.