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CREATIVE!11 · 27 Aug 2015 at 13:20

some peoples perceptions are really REALLY warped....

How could they pay 56k to mutilate themselves?

Hades · 27 Aug 2015 at 13:23

Not with anyone elses barge pole...

matt_fsr · 27 Aug 2015 at 13:36

Well, now I've got something to print out and stick up in my windows for halloween!

That'll scare the kids away

Chuk_Chuk · 27 Aug 2015 at 13:47

I'm surprised that anyone would want to see them strip, let alone pay them for the privilege.

OracIe · 27 Aug 2015 at 13:53

I initially thought this was a joke...then I realised it wasn't.
Christ...

The only thing that springs to mind is "HIT IT, HIT IT WITH A STICK"

Wizzfizz · 27 Aug 2015 at 13:54

bwahahahahahahahahaah..........breath....bwahahahaahahah!!!!

dowie · 27 Aug 2015 at 14:01

Chuk_Chuk said:
I'm surprised that anyone would want to see them strip, let alone pay them for the privilege.

twas a married guy in his 50s... am guessing his wife must have really let herself go if he was that desparate

traveyb · 27 Aug 2015 at 14:04

I have no words...

Soundood · 27 Aug 2015 at 14:13

Both - I would, just saying....

TommyV · 27 Aug 2015 at 14:14

Both look absolutely vile.

Atleast it wasn't on the NHS this time round.

marl · 27 Aug 2015 at 14:16

TommyV said:
Both look absolutely vile.

At least it wasn't on the NHS this time round.

Yeah, so artificial. But they paid for it themselves, seem happy, so good luck to them...

Bill Door · 27 Aug 2015 at 14:54

I'm guessing "the sugar daddy's wife found out" is the excuse he used to end it sharpish when his previously attractive prostitute turned up with lips like Big Mouth Billy Bass.

That said, I have to give the article some credit for using the frankly sublime couplet "designer vagina".

thedoc46 · 27 Aug 2015 at 15:07

A couple of train wrecks on legs there.

danza · 27 Aug 2015 at 15:37

Wow, Katie Price actually looks like a reasonable proposition next to these.

StoutMeister · 27 Aug 2015 at 16:19

rexehuk said:
I might be the only one to say it...

I still would.

You're a very sick man.

matthab · 27 Aug 2015 at 16:52

Nope fire just will not cut it....

thebennyboy · 27 Aug 2015 at 16:56

Jesus Christ! Looks at those freaking lips!!!!

Blow jobs must be amazing!

Botox ahoy!

Doug73458 · 27 Aug 2015 at 17:01

They look absolutely minging, then again each to their own...

mmj_uk · 27 Aug 2015 at 17:03

They both looked alright before, now they just look like your typical "way too much plastic surgery" freaks. I'd never have guessed Katie Price in a million years.

OldComputerGuy7 · 27 Aug 2015 at 17:19

Cant believe what people do to themselves 56k to look like that, her mother seems kinda warped pimping her out to live a better life.
They both looked nicer before.

also made me think of this