Proving Love

Flukester · 14 Aug 2008 at 05:43

Dogoid said:
say to her that you fancy a night in to watch a dvd and stick irreversible on, and forward it to the infamous 9 min rape scene , then tell her you love her like this . then masturbate.

arknor · 14 Aug 2008 at 05:53

get a plastic engagement ring, invite her around to yours for dinner and stick it in her glass :rolleyes:

Danger Phoenix · 14 Aug 2008 at 06:11

arknor said:
get a plastic engagement ring, invite her around to yours for dinner and stick it in her glass

First sensible idea so far... cheers mate

Akira · 14 Aug 2008 at 06:29

Danger Phoenix said:
First sensible idea so far... cheers mate

I think the 'g' and 'l' were typos.

Pookie Bear · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:04

Akira said:
I think the 'g' and 'l' were typos.

LOL

malfunkshun · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:12

ChoÞÞer said:
Get your donger on out on cam.

And then say to her, you love her that much.

hmm, if you're going to do this you have to make it appear that you have had her name tattooed on your member, I trust that she has a suitably short name?

TomHark · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:16

Kneel outside her bedroom window at night and serenade her with a cheesy love song (badly, even if you can actually sing!)

KaHn · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:17

Danger Phoenix said:
This girl (who I like) and I were just randomly talking, and she told me to prove to her that I love her. Now she is just messing around, so I need help thinking of a jokey way to prove to her that I love her, lol!

Any ideas people?

Falcon Punch, that will teach her to ask such silly questions.

KaHn

Solari · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:20

Stringing you along tbh...

Send her a turd in a box

Schizo · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:22

Danger Phoenix said:
Come on guys... stop being silly now

what did you really expect from this bunch of youngsters !

titchard · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:23

Solari said:
Stringing you along tbh...

Send her a turd in a box

Does sound a bit like this!

Sounds like she has you wrapped round her little finger!

Rich

malfunkshun · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:24

Solari said:
Stringing you along tbh...

Send her a turd in a box

**** in a box, SNL style

(cant post a link to the video for those that havent seen it but it should be on google somewhere)

Ben M · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:28

"slinky" said:
stick.....it......in......her.......pooper?

Giver her the gift... the gift of AIDS (good kind)

Mr.Clark · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:30

Tell her you love her almost as much as you love her brother.

Then look embarrassed.

mrbios · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:30

Invite her round, but beforehand setup a SHHHHHHH..ED load of candles and smellys with a table set up for 2 in the middle of the room

then sing her the tenacious D song "**** her gently"

z0mbi3 · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:31

Punch her in the ovaries (falcon punch for maximum effect).

edit:

Serious answer get a take away from your local Italian and set-up an authentic Italian restaurant in your room. Patterned table cloth, lady in the tramp music etc etc.

Ben M · 14 Aug 2008 at 08:32

z0mbi3 said:
Punch her in the ovaries (falcon punch for maximum effect).

Schizo · 14 Aug 2008 at 09:15

Ben M said:

thats the kind of response i would expect from you ben.

peterattheboro · 14 Aug 2008 at 09:18

Propose to her and hopefully that will scare the **** out of her.

She will never ask you to prove your love ever again.

Downside is you might actually have to get married.

wordy · 14 Aug 2008 at 09:19

Offer to do the ironing or the dishes.