Punsters of OcUK, I Need Your Help!

[[FnG]magnolia]

The Silence of the Clams

(shut up dad I know it doesn't work urgh i hate you i'm going to my room)

 

[413x]

The Silence of the Clams

(shut up dad I know it doesn't work urgh i hate you i'm going to my room)

Thanks for that pearl of wisdom.

(whats worse than a failed reply? A failed retort to a reply... Soz)

 

[chaparral]

They have a reputation for killing their pet fish. Can I get some fish based serial killer / murder puns please ?

Pussy

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I can date people by what nickname they call me
eg Last night in Uttoxeter a bloke approached me and asked if I was Pudding from Blurton and I knew it must be from at least 55 years ago - and it was.

 

[adam cool dude]

Harold Fishman

Think we have a winner here.