I have no idea what the joke is, if there's one at allGoing by @Cleisthenes reaction... I am assuming this is a joke about those strange people who run around in short shorts and kick a pig skin towards each other for an hour and a half.
Fill the doughnut with coffee flavoured cream and serve with a vodka chaser?
I have no idea what the joke is, if there's one at all
I just thought it sounded disgusting
If we are talking the sweet white russian (kahlua, vodka, milk) then I think it would work well in a donut. I thought OP meant the original original one which is just vodka and milk, in which case yuck.
I would take double cream and whip it until firm. Take some instant coffee granules and add a little water to make a strong solution. Whip this into the cream. Add some icing sugar to taste and whip in. Finally add a little vodka at a time incorporate but be careful not to add too much lest it split.
Probably as close as you'll get. I can't give quantities you'll have to do it to taste.
The resulting cream could be used to fill the donuts.
No one in the World has ever called a White Russian a Sweet White Russian! I did indeed mean the 'sweet' cocktail with Kahlua, vodka and cream.
I was thinking more of a custard like consistency than cream. I could probably make a white Russian flavoured custard with relative ease... I'll report back when I get round to doing it!