Qatar builds Stagina for 2022 World Cup

robgmun · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:53

dirtychinchilla said:
I don't understand how such an oppressive country managed to build a vagina shaped stadium without anybody commenting on the hypocrisy!

Obviously because they're repressed that this thing came out. May not be deliberate but it all seeps out in the end

MooMoo444 · 21 Nov 2013 at 10:53

It looks bad and they should feel bad.

doodah · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:05

Considering the conditions for workers out there, the film Teeth springs to mind.

No1newts · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:10

Land a rocket in it for the opening ceremony!

Egon · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:15

I didn't have a clue what on earth a 'stagina' was or even could be before I opened this thread.

Picture says it all !

Glanza · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:17

Wonder who came up with that design.

wingman · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:22

Narj said:
Can't wait for the opening ceremony. Fireworks will make it look like a proper gusher!

I think we have a winner.

deanolfc · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:30

Will the slaves be invited?

robgmun · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:32

No1newts said:
Land a rocket in it for the opening ceremony!

....at least it'll be to scale for that part of the world

RogerMesenseless · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:33

Richdog said:
I present you the Al Wakrah Stadium for the 2022 world cup...

Looks like a giant stadial vagina... they're obviously not being tight-lipped about this one.

Narj · 21 Nov 2013 at 11:36

I wish they'd stop fannying about and get it finished. I heard the designer is flapping a bit about the schedule being a bit tight.

inb4 "seems a bit fishy to me"

twist3d0n3 · 21 Nov 2013 at 12:08

i hope they don't use red fireworks... or at least if they do, block the top with a big roll of cotton wool

Richdog · 21 Nov 2013 at 12:32

Egon said:
I didn't have a clue what on earth a 'stagina' was or even could be before I opened this thread.

Picture says it all !

I claim some creative credit there. Although interestingly enough, I just did some Googling and the only other hit I found for it was on Urbandictionary, and it has a rather different meaning... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stagina

Irish_Tom · 21 Nov 2013 at 13:28

i5aces said:
Worth it incase someone parachute's in wearing a big penis costume

LeJosh said:
Fly a blimp in there, definitely fly a blimp for maximum penetration.

Penis blimp used as a launch-pad for many sperm-suited parachutists. :cool:

Richdog · 21 Nov 2013 at 14:44

Hmm, the pic in the OP kind of looks like it should be from a new game from Creative Assembly - Stadium: Total War.

In it, the noble Qataris must defend their nation from the frothing hordes of English, Polish and Russian football hooligan hordes (among other armies) intent on fighting, exposing themselves in public, and staggering around drunk.

twist3d0n3 · 21 Nov 2013 at 15:01

Richdog said:
I claim some creative credit there. Although interestingly enough, I just did some Googling and the only other hit I found for it was on Urbandictionary, and it has a rather different meaning... http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stagina

i always knew that as a gunt.

Amnesia · 21 Nov 2013 at 15:17

Giggz said:
Wonder who came up with that design.

A woman

They asked for a unique design.....something they had never seen before.
She thought well that's easy....opened her legs and started drawing.