QUACK QUACK - DUCKY KEYBOARDS AT OCUK

They used to do that in Derby on the Derwent. Was called the Great Duck Run or Race or something. You basically enter by buying a duckie, sticking your name on it then let them all go down river. The one past a specific point is the winner winner chicken dinner! Not saying that this is about that but just saying.
 
Duck walks into a pharmacy, asks for some lip balm.

"That'll be £2 please", says the pharmacist.

"Okay, put it on my bill."

:)

Alternate version.

Mr Duck check into a hotel with Mrs Duck on their honeymoon. Realises he doesn't have any condoms, so he asks the man on the reception if they have any.

Man on reception replies, "Luckily, yes we do, should I put them on your bill?"

Mr Duck replies "What do you think I am, a pervert?"
 
I post a picture of some ducks...


you lot start banging on about keyboards.


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