You might be able to answer my child like question, in the double slit experiment what would count as an observer? Would the wave function still collapse if there was someone looking away in the same room?
No, if you don't explicitly measure which slit the particle goes through you'll get interference.
Or is it that we can't (easily) measure the warping on this scale?
No, it is because of the way quantum field theory breaks a field into quanta. The method which works for the EM, weak and strong forces doesn't work with mavity, due to the units of the coupling constant G. When you work out the quantum corrections to it you find it is infinite. As I said in a previous post infinities aren't unheard of in *** but there are different kinds. Some of them are 'renormalisable', where you can extract useful information from the manner in which a quantity goes infinite and in other cases they are 'non-renormalisable' and cannot be made sense of. mavity is the latter.
The notion of renormalisability is useful one though. When you throw quantum mechanics, Lorentz symmetry (special relativity) and renormalisation into a bag and hit it with sticks the three smallest non-trivial examples you can build happen to be precisely those seen in nature, U(1) = electromagnetism, SU(2) = electroweak and SU(3) = strong. The U(N) and SU(M) refer to Lie groups, a way of describing symmetries. GUT models attempt to explain this by linking them all together into a single group.
Simplest explanation, for want of evidence of any other mechanism, for this is that they are manipulated by something operating outside the physical constraints of this dimension, but for some reason people go into "head in sand" mode when this is suggested.
No, that isn't the 'simplest explanation'. Quantum field theory, with goes beyond quantum theory by allowing particles to be converted into energy and vice versa, is considerably simpler than extra dimensional quantum mechanics. Adding in extra dimensions complicates general relativity, which in turn affects cosmology. The notion of an extra dimension was first put forth in the 1920s by Kaluza and Klein because if you work out the Einstein field equations of GR for a 5 dimensional space where one of them is hidden you get the 4 dimensional field equations plus electromagnetism
plus a scalar massless field. This field isn't seen in nature, so while its a simple way to get electromagnetism from GR it isn't true. String theory has extra dimensions and one of the major lines of research is how you go about keeping these extra dimensions stable, because their configurations alter all kinds of things, like the size of the cosmological constant through to the strength of electromagnetism.
People don't go 'head in the sand' with such a suggestion. You'll find that huge numbers of theoretical physicists have no problem at all entertaining the notion of extra dimensions, I personally did my thesis on them. But they, sorry,
we also know the knock on effects of introducing such things into current models and its not just a matter of "You can't see it so its in another dimension". String theory is abound with such notions, like the Randal-Sundrum (spelling?) brane model, but they have problems which have to be addressed. Quantum field theory deals with particle production and destruction without introducing extra dimensions, though extra dimensions can be introduced if you want. You should be very careful about thinking you have some great explanation just because you can throw together 3 qualitative sentences which don't strike
you as having problems. I can guarantee that theoretical physicists have thought of more bat-**** crazy ideas then you have and have explored them more thoroughly than you could. Dismissing something because it's been examined and found wanting isn't putting ones head in the sand.