Question about Cows

[Mr Jones]

It's on par with asking a cow if it goes Human Tipping when they're very drunk and live near a field of Farmers.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

Cows do eat cheese.. I've seen it for myself.. granted they don't make it, but cows eat pretty much anything put in front of them (in the feed box) in milking houses.

 

[robmiller]

cows are experts at the cheese-making procedure, they invented it

 

[Zip]

I think he meant mastitis

Thats the one

 

[One More Solo]

I think he meant mastitis

As in "ma titis are really sore"?

 

[Azza]

Well Cows make milk. Cheese is made out of Milk so I was wondering would the Cow be able to make the Milk which turns into cheese then eat the cheese. While drinking its own milk so in affect it is eating the same food over and over agian.

Or would it have to eat a bit of grass and drink so water so it could make enough Milk to drink and turn into cheese?

Its all very complicated.

@ POB - I think you should be banned for puns like that.

 

[alexakasloth]

If a cow could grow hands and churn some of it's own milk I doubt it would.

 

[G18241]

This thread has had me giggling since post 1 LOL

why not go find a cow and offer it some cheddar??

 

[Scuzi]

I just went and offered a cow a lump of cheese. It gave me a funny look and said "Moo must be joking".

Do you actually know how cheese is made? Cows don't have hands although I suppose their udders look a bit like a hand with the fingers and all. Still, I strongly doubt that a cow has the cognative ability to churn a bucket full of milk into cheese, using it's udders as a makeshift hand. Maybe if it could control each tit it might be possible but still very unlikely. I'll call my uncle who is a beef and dairy farmer and ask him what the craic is.

 

[Azza]

Yeah I know milk just doesnt turn to cheese on its own.

 

[qwerty]

I once suspected my wife was having an affair. I decided to spy on her when I went away for the weekend on business. I put a bowl of milk under the bed, and tied a spoon to the bottom of the mattress. With just her weight on it, the spoon didn't touch the milk, but with 2 people on the bed the spoon would dip into the milk. When I came back, I looked under the bed to see if the spoon was milky. The bowl was full of butter

 

[Scuzi]

So how did you think a cow made cheese?
Tit1 = Milk
Tit2 = Cheese
Tit3 = Chocolate milkshake
Tit4 = Yoghurt

?

 

[Yewen]

If the cow got the same amount of energy out of the milk as it used to make it aswell then I would be surprised.

 

[blighter]

tbh

 

[Azza]

So how did you think a cow made cheese?
Tit1 = Milk
Tit2 = Cheese
Tit3 = Chocolate milkshake
Tit4 = Yoghurt

?

Errrrm you forgot Butter. Where do you think that comes from then its ***?

And Cows have Cow udders. Do you even know what a Cow is Scuzi?

I didnt think a Cow made cheese i was just saying that cheese is made from Milk. Milk can turn into cheese along with other things.

 

[SideWinder]

So how did you think a cow made cheese?
Tit1 = Milk
Tit2 = Cheese
Tit3 = Chocolate milkshake
Tit4 = Yoghurt

One of my friends seriously thought you got different types of milk from each 'tit'. For instance Whole Milk, Semi-Skimmed and Skimmed milk would each come out of each 'tit'...

Do you even know what a Cow is Scuzi?

Made me laugh!

 

[gord]

One of my friends seriously thought you got different types of milk from each 'tit'. For instance Whole Milk, Semi-Skimmed and Skimmed milk would each come out of each 'tit'...



Made me laugh!

What milk came out of your mate.. ?

No wait..


eww

 

[Scuzi]

Do you even know what a Cow is Scuzi?

I'm not too sure to be honest. We don't have cows in Ireland.

 

[SideWinder]

What milk came out of your mate.. ?

Cream. Not milk.

 

[Brizzles]

Cows do eat cheese , it's on the DairyLea Dunkers advert / therefore Fact.