Questions you've always wanted to asked...

iCraig · 17 Nov 2006 at 12:48

Zip said:
The moral of the story is dont shag monkeys

What are zoo keepers meant to during their lunch break then? :confused:

Zip · 17 Nov 2006 at 14:57

iCraig said:
What are zoo keepers meant to during their lunch break then?

Shag the Giraffs

Is it possible for a woman to rape a man? :confused:

Psyk · 17 Nov 2006 at 15:24

Zip said:
The moral of the story is dont shag monkeys

But what if they try to shag you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_homosexuality said:
Animal sexual advances on, and attempted interactions with, humans and other species, have been documented by ethologists such as Kohler, Gerald Durrell and Desmond Morris, as well as authoritative researchers such as Birute Galdikas who studied orangutans in Borneo. Peter Singer, the philosopher and animal rights activist reports: "While walking through the camp with Galdikas, my informant was suddenly seized by a large male orangutan, his intentions made obvious by his erect penis. Fighting off so powerful an animal was not an option, but Galdikas called to her companion not to be concerned, because the orangutan would not harm her, and adding, as further reassurance, that 'they have a very small penis.'" (though "the orangutan lost interest before penetration took place")

Don't ask me why I was reading that page :eek:

iCraig · 17 Nov 2006 at 15:24

Zip said:
Is it possible for a woman to rape a man?

Absolutely.

Zip · 17 Nov 2006 at 15:35

iCraig said:
Absolutely.

Expalain? They will need to amke him aroused first or there wouldnt be any penitration? :confused:

Or is a woman raping a man when they get something like a metal bar and ram it up the mans buttocks?

Psyk · 17 Nov 2006 at 15:37

Zip said:
Expalain? They will need to amke him aroused first or there wouldnt be any penitration?

He said it was possible, he didn't say it was easy.

Spike his drink with viagra? That would work. And it's possible to get a man aroused even if he doesn't want to be.

iCraig · 17 Nov 2006 at 15:54

Zip said:
Expalain? They will need to amke him aroused first or there wouldnt be any penitration?

Rape doesn't just mean intercourse. It's the forcing of a sexual act on a non consented individual. Man or woman.

Zip said:
Or is a woman raping a man when they get something like a metal bar and ram it up the mans buttocks?

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shifty_uk · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:04

Who is the oldest person in the world, and what age are they?

crystaline · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:05

Why can you never get the full package in a partner?

iCraig · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:08

shifty_uk said:
Who is the oldest person in the world, and what age are they?

Elizabeth Bold I think, at age 116.

alexakasloth · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:12

Zip said:
Whats the average size of the male wang?

6 inchs (hard) is what i've heard

iCraig · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:15

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste anyway.

alexakasloth · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:22

Why is gilly the only white man who can dance?

crystaline · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:23

$loth said:
Why is gilly the only white man who can dance?

pictures please

iCraig · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:27

$loth said:
Why is gilly the only white man who can dance?

Never seen Stephen Merchant dance?

Gaverick · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:27

If you jumped up and down on the spot for a long time, would the world revolve underneath you?

iCraig · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:28

Gaverick said:
If you jumped up and down on the spot for a long time, would the world revolve underneath you?

Is that a serious question?

shifty_uk · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:30

What's the smartest living organism on this planet, besides humans?

Psyk · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:32

Gaverick said:
If you jumped up and down on the spot for a long time, would the world revolve underneath you?

No because you are moving together with the surface of the earth.

Gaverick · 17 Nov 2006 at 16:32

iCraig said:
Is that a serious question?

Of course, discussed it in computing today, still have no answer

Psyk said:
No because you are moving together with the surface of the earth.

Bit if you're jumping, you aren't in contact with the surface of the earth