Quick answer needed re: boobs

[syke]

My wife seems to accept Norks or Jugs as valid discriptions.

For some reason she seems to take offence at Milk Bags or Cow&Gates

lmao, did you ask her?

"what do you call your lovelies?"

"norks.."

 

[Nick1881]

lmao @ the length of this thread

my gf is fine with boobs/boobies

 

[robbi187]

Not just synonyms! I eed something I can put in a txt to a laydee! In a vguely flirty, but not dirty, but not boring way!

how old are u??

 

[jimblowscash]

I'm writing a txt to a lyadee and need to know what is the best way to refer to boobies!

boobies?
breasts?
maybe niffles if I just mean that bit?
any other suggestions?

Hurry, we're running out of time!

brestacles

 

[tomanders91]

babylons?
norks?
knockers?

bags of sand? (40 year old virgin )

 

[Cr0fty]

nut massagers?

 

[Souness]

GIT YER BAPS OUT FER THE LADS

 

[uber soldat]

just go for boobs then, anyone who says boobies needs a slap

Unless they are about 10 years old

 

[Ben M]

For some reason she seems to take offence at Milk Bags or Cow&Gates

i wonder why...

 

[qwerty]

how old are u??

Too old, 20

 

[Scuzi]

wabs.

A wab is a penis.

 

[Cr0fty]

Eye magnets?

 

[gumbald]

Not sure if this has been mentioned already, there's lots of words in this thread...

Funbags.

 

[Edinho]

(.)(.)

 

[Lopéz]

Real men do not use words like "boobies" or "breasticles"

 

[Doctor.Bob]

Globes of Joy
Breastie-Dumplings
Ta-Tas

 

[B@Th*nG]

alright... who else scrolled through the entire thread in a vain effort to find some pictures of puppies and read none of the answers? *puts hand up*

B@Th*nG

 

[Doctor.Bob]

Coopers-Droopers

 

[Roberta]

Jumper bumps, melons, hooters, dirty pillows, devil's dumplings.

 

[Clipsey]

Playstations, fun bags, peak twins, sweater buns, tractor beams, and so on