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A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said "We have run out, no-one ever brings it back."
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First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.

Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
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A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky."

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.

"No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat cow"
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New car being launched in Portugal, space in the boot for a child. Its called the Renault McCann.
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "Morning."

He replied, "No, just having a dump."
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"

I said, "Tourettes! Now * off you ****!"

EDIT: Oppps can this be moved to GD
 
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All crap, and the McCann one is tasteless as ****. I wonder if you'd find it just as amusing if she was your little sister, niece, cousin etc?
 
Bizarre said:
All crap, and the McCann one is tasteless as ****. I wonder if you'd find it just as amusing if she was your little sister, niece, cousin etc?
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Maybe would think she is proud of being a good hide and seek champion?

I mean honestly, While I understand you being upset, just about all of them are offensive (including the grave one) you can't pick and chose 1 to be upset about really.
 
Bizarre said:
All crap, and the McCann one is tasteless as ****. I wonder if you'd find it just as amusing if she was your little sister, niece, cousin etc?
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Everyone has at least one joke relating to them which they can call tasteless, etc. You just have to deal with them, because at the end of the day, they're only jokes.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Everyone has at least one joke relating to them which they can call tasteless, etc. You just have to deal with them, because at the end of the day, they're only jokes.
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Yeah, this post said what I was trying to in a better way.

I mean, look at home on the 9/11 jokes at people who jumped out of videos... people make fun of cancer and more. I don't personally find most of that stuff funny, but you can't get upset at 1 thing more than others... at least for a rational reason.
 
G-MAN2004 said:
Everyone has at least one joke relating to them which they can call tasteless, etc. You just have to deal with them, because at the end of the day, they're only jokes.
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A joke is just a joke.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-483892/Comic-booed-stage-tasteless-Madeleine-Rhys-jokes.html
A comic I know got in a world of journalistic hell because a journalist at that gig kicked up a fuss, he didnt actually get booed off stage, he just killed the gig, it was overstepping the line, especially in liverpool, but a joke is still just a joke. There were people ringing in radio stations to say how much of a terrible person he was. So his edinburgh show this years was called "A joke is just a joke", and was based around the premise of words just being words.
 
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