Old ladys garden shears break, so she decides to head to the garden centre to get another set.
She goes to a attendant and says what do you have on offer.
He takes her to the shear selection and he shows her the best available.
He then explains that when you turn the left handle her favorite radio station would come on. And if she turned the right handle a kettle would pop out and would boil in seconds! She says that sounds really good. Would they do anything else and he says yes. When you open the handles a plasma tv pops out and tunes into her favorite Soap station!
Shocked by this and really interested in the shears she asks how much do they cost?
The attendant responds They are £3,500 and she goes thats a lot of money.
The attendant then replys, Well they are the the latest in cutting-hedge technology!
I'll get my coat!
She goes to a attendant and says what do you have on offer.
He takes her to the shear selection and he shows her the best available.
He then explains that when you turn the left handle her favorite radio station would come on. And if she turned the right handle a kettle would pop out and would boil in seconds! She says that sounds really good. Would they do anything else and he says yes. When you open the handles a plasma tv pops out and tunes into her favorite Soap station!
Shocked by this and really interested in the shears she asks how much do they cost?
The attendant responds They are £3,500 and she goes thats a lot of money.
The attendant then replys, Well they are the the latest in cutting-hedge technology!
I'll get my coat!
