Quick Jokes!

milkinc13 said:
i mean no offence

Liverpool airport was closed for about 3 hours today as a suspicious car was found in there. On closer investigation the police found that it had all of it's wheels, still had a radio and it was taxed.
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haha 10/10
 
semi-pro waster said:
We have an heir to monkeypants, damn. :p

Afraid this isn't a very short joke but it is probably the best clean one I can think of right now.

Mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother, "What's that?"
"That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the tail," says the youngster.
The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question.
His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy.
The father draws himself up to his full height and says, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
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Now that is funny. :D
 
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