Quick random joke

[SkeeterUK]

A lad goes to the hairdressers he asks how much for a trim, the women replies its £10 a head. Little did he realise that the hairdressers was upstairs and the brothel was where he was in downstairs.

Yes im bored.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

In.

 

[dangerstat]

BAN

 

[D D Danneh]

Before.

THE C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

 

[InvaderGIR]

Thread title lies, no joke within this thread...bar the OP I suppose. :/

 

[Pikey]

The.

 

[Russinating]

Bad, bad, bad. Just plain bad.

 

[Locke]

In.

Before.

The.

Lock.

 

[Tolmekian]

Indeed

 

[SkeeterUK]

Lol.

Was a on the spot joke course its bad. This is the official bad joke thread.

 

[Tonyator]

Thats false advertising.... this is meant to be a joke thread!

 

[pingwing]

p-p-p-p-p-FAILURE!!!!!!!!

 

[Tummy]

"The hills are alive with the sound of music"

 

[Sonea Fifer]

If I may make an attempt at thread rescue here?

**Dons flame proof suit**

A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service,
The man sits down and says, "I've only got three questions."
"OK," replies the woman.
He asks, "do you like to clean?"
She says, "I love cleaning."
He asks, "do you like to cook?"
She says, "I love cooking."
He says, "Fantastic, But i have one last question.
Do you like sex?"
She says, "I like it infrequently."

He says, "is that one word or two?"

 

[dangerstat]

What's the difference between the OP and peado bear,

One of them is unfair to children, the other is unfair on everyone

 

[dangerstat]

If I may make an attempt at thread rescue here?

**Dons flame proof suit**

A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service,
The man sits down and says, "I've only got three questions."
"OK," replies the woman.
He asks, "do you like to clean?"
She says, "I love cleaning."
He asks, "do you like to cook?"
She says, "I love cooking."
He says, "Fantastic, But i have one last question.
Do you like sex?"
She says, "I like it infrequently."

He says, "is that one word or two?"

I like

 

[Tolmekian]

If I may make an attempt at thread rescue here?

**Dons flame proof suit**

A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service,
The man sits down and says, "I've only got three questions."
"OK," replies the woman.
He asks, "do you like to clean?"
She says, "I love cleaning."
He asks, "do you like to cook?"
She says, "I love cooking."
He says, "Fantastic, But i have one last question.
Do you like sex?"
She says, "I like it infrequently."

He says, "is that one word or two?"

Encore!

 

[gillywibble]

OP = cabbage water.

 

[Tonyator]

If I may make an attempt at thread rescue here?

**Dons flame proof suit**

A woman and a man meet at a rapid dating service,
The man sits down and says, "I've only got three questions."
"OK," replies the woman.
He asks, "do you like to clean?"
She says, "I love cleaning."
He asks, "do you like to cook?"
She says, "I love cooking."
He says, "Fantastic, But i have one last question.
Do you like sex?"
She says, "I like it infrequently."

He says, "is that one word or two?"

Well done got a lol from me"

 

[Sonea Fifer]

Encore!

Hmmmm - how about:

The internet has become too politically correct. What's all this nonsense about disabled cookies? In my day they were called broken biscuits.