Why don't people use electric shavers for their heads? It would be much easier than using a razor.
Fire, and lots of it!
Youve 'never' had a cut? I find that very hard to believe.
His mates haven't told him he's been going around with blood dripping off his bonce.
I always use Mach3 when I shave my head (sitting under the shower) which I have done this morning with no cuts.