Quintessential ocuk'isms

Akagi · 25 Jun 2014 at 23:30

Nitefly said:
"So I gave her one for the road..."

would be rude not to.

Narj · 25 Jun 2014 at 23:30

Falcon punch her in the ovaries. Then poo in her Queen wasp's letterbox.

Uhtred · 26 Jun 2014 at 07:45

Apologies for the DM link but...

Efour · 26 Jun 2014 at 07:55

i apologize for the <insert 19MPixel £500 quid smartphone> picture, (that is completely decent in quality....)

Mobius 1 · 26 Jun 2014 at 07:58

i vaguely remember someone posting nude photo's or something of their girlfriend in the post a picture of your g/f thread once.. or am i imagining this? :confused:

jas72 · 26 Jun 2014 at 09:08

Efour said:
from http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17613071

we should do a new one of these. !!!!

HAHAHA I remember that... ok got to page 6 and no one mentions Mustard

Freefaller · 26 Jun 2014 at 09:13

Dj_Jestar said:
I've also just realised... that happened TEN. YEARS. AGO.

Ten. One-zero. Wow.

No way?

MooMoo444 · 26 Jun 2014 at 09:15

jas72 said:
HAHAHA I remember that... ok got to page 6 and no one mentions Mustard

...page 6?

Efour · 26 Jun 2014 at 09:22

MooMoo444 said:
...page 6?

its voodooyahoo i tell ya

Siliconslave · 26 Jun 2014 at 10:01

Siliconslave said:
mustard

jas72 said:
HAHAHA I remember that... ok got to page 6 and no one mentions Mustard

post 27, page 1, I'll have you know, tsk

TehBluebear · 26 Jun 2014 at 10:10

The poor sod who got tied to a bed whilst wearing a cat costume by his mates mum? That was hilarious.

BeeP · 26 Jun 2014 at 10:15

The Craig said:
What do you regular see on this forum/get amused by?

Regularly on members market you'll see an item for 100quid or so and then first poster will go "I'll take it for 50quid.. But I'm not bothered"

Which always cracks me up

My fave along those lines is "this is an impulse buy so I'll give you a fiver for it"

Mr Gimp · 26 Jun 2014 at 10:24

El Razur rap battle!

Akagi · 26 Jun 2014 at 10:32

BeeP said:
My fave along those lines is "this is an impulse buy so I'll give you a fiver for it"

4T5 · 26 Jun 2014 at 12:43

Well I Love OcUK Forums & all it's weirdness.

Came here for tech advice got lost in GD & still haven't found my way out yet

Theophany · 26 Jun 2014 at 12:45

4T5 said:
Well I Love OcUK Forums & all it's weirdness.

Came here for tech advice got lost in GD & still haven't found my way out yet

There's a way out? I don't want to know where it is.

4T5 · 26 Jun 2014 at 12:46

I Love you as well Theophany, I think you should have my babys.

Theophany · 26 Jun 2014 at 12:47

Fill me up with your love, big man. :cool:

4T5 · 26 Jun 2014 at 12:54

Am all Loved up today for some reason, Anybody think it was 1989 & I was on One.

Tunney · 26 Jun 2014 at 13:16

Theophany said:
There's a way out? I don't want to know where it is.

There's only one way out - the Banhammer.