Random things that you like?

Penguins.

Everything my better half does, esp the look on her face when she's confused.

Cheese on chips.
 
That Dyson Airblades give the perfect opportunity for a stealth fart whilst peeing at a urinal.

I've heard about these. Although maybe not. I've heard about their hand driers, not their urinals.

Edit: Ohh I'm assuming you mean the noise from the drier? Any hand drier makes enough noise to mask a fart!
 
I've heard about these. Although maybe not. I've heard about their hand driers, not their urinals.

Edit: Ohh I'm assuming you mean the noise from the drier? Any hand drier makes enough noise to mask a fart!

A) The crappy driers you see in pubs aren't noisy enough to mask a big fart.
B) This is at work, where before we only had paper towels to dry our hands with. ;)
 
that crunchy noise you make when you walk on fresh deep snow

the odd occasion when my golf ball actually goes straight off the tee

farting just as she starts a BJ and claiming the noise was air actually being sucked in
 
Burning things
Breaking things, esp with a hammer or machine
Drinking
Farting on the mrs and watching her face
cheese
feeding people blairs death rain super spicey crisps and watching thier face melt
 
Also the list..
Freshly mown silage, fermented silage.
Cow slurry
Cypermethrin
Testosterone
Gunpowder remains
Belts slipping
Grinding sparks flying.
Tarmac
Petrol
Molasses.
Woodbine cigarettes :)
 
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