*Random* What are you?

[JoDaMa]

I killed the kool-aid-man because i had to

 

[Skeptic]

I ran naked with a Prostitue because I've got abs \o/

Hello, birthday buddy.

 

[Byron5184]

I ate Paris Hilton because i'm sexy as hell.

WTF

 

[L0rdMike]

Anyone born on the 13th of February and wearing a purple shirt?

What about the 1st of Jan.

 

[Dark_Injection]

I banged a homo because im a pimp and you're jealous?!

 

[Felix Da Housecat]

I slept with an orange because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[eddie101]

I smoked with a toothbrush because im sexy as hell

 

[Beerguzzler]

I killed a condom because i had to

 

[dbmzk1]

I banged a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[Sonea Fifer]

lol - I stabbed my boyfriend because I love marijuana !

Make's no sense at all to me, am straight, dont smoke, and i'd never stab anyone. More likely to shoot them with a crossbow

 

[G-MAN2004]

I shot Santa Claus because thats how I roll

:/

Same here.

 

[Feef]

I shot a Jew, because that's how I roll.

...whoops.

 

[knip]

I slept with Santa claus because I love marijuana

 

[Slyman2k4]

I shot a bag of weed because I've got abs

I see there are a few "I shot".

July must have been the month where the gun was fully loaded eh?

Dum dum dish

wheres me coat?

 

[Burnsy2023]

I ate a condom because I'm good in bed?

WTF?

Burnsy

 

[markk]

I smoked with a bag of weed because I'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[aardvark]

i killed a bag of weed because i'm as sexy as hell.

 

[Will_3rd]

I killed a glass of milk because I have AMAZING boobs

 

[Ross1234]

I ate a prostitute because im good in bed

 

[Munkyman]

I banged the kool-aid-man because i love marijuana

wtf! lol