Reactions me an automobile

6thElement · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:03

I think he should go outside in about 5 hours time, take photos in the bright sunshine of his supercharged, turboed cars engine bays making sure the pics don't look like anything on the first 5 pages of google images. Add the wife into the mix too, holding a sign saying "pwned n00bs". Or something else appropriate.

Morba · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:09

stig said:
if you look at my other 5 series post and look at this one you can see the garages are the same

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17589473&highlight=e60

you live in a block of flats, could be anyone of your flat mates / neighbours.

Al Vallario · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:19

mightynimrod said:
Stig, from what ive seen of your posts, they are amongst some of the worst one's ive ever seen on here.

I absolutely agree. Considering the amount of poorly written, five-year-old-esque posts stig comes out with, it's no surprise nobody trusts him. I'm sorry, but if you own a BMW 5 series and a Mercedes C class, you're not going to spend your time posting on message boards with a picture of some random Brazilian woman in your signature - claiming she was your wife for a period of time.

mightynimrod said:
As for all of the people spouting "leave him alone" your just damn gullible.

Ne'er has a truer word been spoken. Has anyone else noticed all the people backing him up are no-name members with fewer than one thousand posts (I'm not saying one needs 1000 posts to gain a name for themselves; but the stereotypes are usually pretty clear-cut) and poor writing of a degree only stig himself could reproduce?

mightynimrod said:
I'd now like pics of all of your cars together in your pre-paid parking spaces to even start to think your telling the truth.

I would also like to see this. He seems to have enough cameras between him and his girlfriend, he's mentioned time and time again that he does nothing during the day and he has already posted (crap, ambiguous) picture requests.

Just give us a photo of your cars, in your garage. Not some awkward photo, but all of your cars in frame. You can blank the plates out to your heart's content, I just want to see this photo.

[This is the point where stig reitterates that he is "fed up" of having to prove this, and refuses to post the photo]

av.

Nozzer · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:21

If you do nothing during the day, drive down and meet myself and two other Motors forumites for lunch in mid-Herts tomorrow. If you turn up in the Merc or the 5 series, I'll even buy you lunch.

Can't say fairer than that.

Morba · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:22

he lives in a block of flats, it would be quite easy to take a pic with all cars in i expect.

if he does nothing all day how does he afford 2 very nice cars, the cash to mod one to a crazy extent and have a job thats willing to pay for another car, while he doesnt mind paying the tax on it?

MrMatteh · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:23

Nozzer said:
If you do nothing during the day, drive down and meet myself and two other Motors forumites for lunch in mid-Herts tomorrow. If you turn up in the Merc or the 5 series, I'll even buy you lunch.

Can't say fairer than that.

if i turn up in a merc or a 5.. will u buy me lunch too?

Nozzer · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:23

TripleT · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:24

Haha great reading especially after a hards day at work

*Grabs popcorn and sits back*

Oblivious · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:25

Nozzer said:
If you do nothing during the day, drive down and meet myself and two other Motors forumites for lunch in mid-Herts tomorrow. If you turn up in the Merc or the 5 series, I'll even buy you lunch.

Can't say fairer than that.

Your employed you whore, save that money for petrol. Get your priorities straight.

Nozzer · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:27

Oblivious said:
Your employed you whore, save that money for petrol. Get your priorities straight.

Lunch with me is a bag of crisps and a pint of cordial.

Oblivious · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:28

Nozzer said:
Lunch with me is a bag of crisps and a pint of cordial.

Outside of course, staring at the car.

Nozzer · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:29

Oblivious said:
Outside of course, staring at the car.

"Keeping an eye on it", thank you.

Oblivious · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:31

Nozzer said:
"Keeping an eye on it", thank you.

Pff.

Locky · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:33

tbh, we need a pic/vid of your wife in the sig doing a brazilian dance on your merc naked

stig · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:37

this thread has exhausted me

[TW]Fox · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:40

Flat with a double garage?

CSGAS · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:40

Hmmm the person taking the picture has huge breasts! (you can see one in the shadow...)

It can't be you...

*cough*

stig · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:41

bah this is heard to explain , ok basically theres a townhose in a big curve , and inside that curve theres lots of little garages , you can have either double , single , or tripple. if anyone lives in milton keynes and knows campbell heights please back me up

Gilly · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:42

stig said:
bah this is heard to explain , ok basically theres a townhose in a big curve , and inside that curve theres lots of little garages , you can have either double , single , or tripple. if anyone lives in milton keynes and knows campbell heights please back me up

Someone drive to Campbell Heights.

Then we know whether to laugh at him for being a liar or laugh at him for being a fool when choosing cars

Serj · 17 Jul 2006 at 18:44

Even if it is true it's perhaps the single most random project car EVER.