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Wang said:
The only way i'm going to believe this is all true is if i see Stig being spitroasted by his Brazilian girlfriend and is wife, with strap-ons, on the roof of the brand new (out of production) Merc with wife waving the unedited insurance document and Brazilian girlfriend waving the parallel supercharger YO! above her head in a cowboy stylee!

Then and only then, will i give him the benefit of the doubt.
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Wang said:
The only way i'm going to believe this is all true is if i see Stig being spitroasted by his Brazilian girlfriend and is wife, with strap-ons, on the roof of the brand new (out of production) Merc with wife waving the unedited insurance document and Brazilian girlfriend waving the parallel supercharger YO! above her head in a cowboy stylee!

Then and only then, will i give him the benefit of the doubt.
Now that's a pic! :D
 
I've read all 11 pages and this has the be the most funniest **** of all times.

I had to go outside because i was crying with laughter.

If your going to mod a car - thats what Evos/scoobys/Supras/RX7s etc etc are for.

Keep up the good work guys - You could kill me if you carry on lol

townlea
 
This thread has made me cry with laughter :D

It was WANGS post about the picture . . . . too funny :cool:

Also MI5 should just post up all there open cases on these boards, the country would be crime free in about 5 hours!
 
Mark JB said:
Also MI5 should just post up all there open cases on these boards, the country would be crime free in about 5 hours!

We would probably also incriminate everyone ever... but like you say... no people.. no crimes.. hey.. i think im on to something.. :p
 
Absolutly classic thread, not had a Witch Hunt come Sherlock Holmes style mystery thread like this for a while.

I'm so sure he's lying that if he can turn up at my flat in said car with twin superchargers + his wife/GF/Sister/whatever, I will happily dedicate the rest of my life to eating my Accord peice my peice.

EDIT - Going on the coke picture, I thought all new mercs came with the bonet badge rather than the theft prone hood oriment. My Girifriends Dads new CLK200 did anyway.
 
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I dont beleave they are his after reading the whole 11 pages.

I have decided that morba is just plain rude and some of his comments and jibes could be classed as abuse.

He posts one thing about his house and then you start slaggin that. pretty absurb, no wonder people quit the forums.
 
DAvE18 said:
I dont beleave they are his after reading the whole 11 pages.

I have decided that morba is just plain rude and some of his comments and jibes could be classed as abuse.

He posts one thing about his house and then you start slaggin that. pretty absurb, no wonder people quit the forums.

i was trying to clarify wether he lived in a townhouse or a flat, as he said its a townhouse sort of flat?
then he said it was a townhouse, then he said its a flat. the flat has a garage and 5 parking spaces. now thats some serious carpark size, imagine 100 flats, you need the grounds for 100 garages (feasible by all means) and 500 parking spaces.
rude - no
abuse? - no
i didnt once **** his house, someone else made the comment 'flat... common'.
 
i'm certainly glad i didn't receive a similar kind of witch hunt when i bought my Bentley.
even though i opted for the 8 litre diesel version, unleaded of course.




copyright Viz comic c/o Aldridge Prior.
 
I know this is a motors forum, but is it just me who couldn't give a flying fart as to what cars he has. I just wanna see a pic of his brazillian "girlfiancife" with "MrSix r0x0rs my b0x0rs" on her left breast.
 
I don't understand why the photos are all so awkward.

Close up out of focus shots of him holding a sandwich inside the car, a picture of some apple juice on the bonnet. A close up of the keys.

The insurance document with 80% of the details removed, when he was told he didn't have to remove that much for security purposes.

What's so hard about just taking a normal photograph of the car in the garage, and a normal photograph of his insurance documents, including his name, age etc, but with the actual sensitive information removed.

Why? Because it probably isn't his. Unless he proves the motors brigade wrong however, he'll be forever known as one of the infamous liars that have visited the Motor forums.
 
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