Red Dwarf 9 confirmed

Can't wait for this. Don't care whether people don't like series 7 and 8. They're all hilarious and far funnier than any other comedy i can think of.
 
Teki187 said:
Oh and Red Dwarf isn't funny.
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Get out now and don't even bother getting your coat....


A new series would be great if they can capture what made Red dwarf so good back in the day. (I can't really explain that but I think a lot of you will get what I mean :o:D)

My favourite series is still 1-4. It went steadily downhill after that although I can't say any of the episodes are bad they just weren't as good as the 'originals'.

Also my favourite quote of all time from the series:

Series 5, Ep 1 : Holoship:

Nicked from fan site as I couldn't remember it all from memory said:
While BINKS is ending his spiel, LISTER searches his pockets for a
cigarette packet. He draws one cigarette out as an aerial and begins
imitating BINKS.

LISTER: Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot.
Brains in the anal region. Chin absent -- presumed missing. Genitalia
small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest.
BINKS: Binks to Enlightenment. Evidence of primitive humour. The human
has knowledge of irony, satire, and imitation. With patient tuition
could maybe master simple tasks.
LISTER: Lister to Red Dwarf. Displays evidence of spoiling for a rumble.
Seems unable to grasp simple threats. With careful pummelling, could
possibly be sucking tomorrow's lunch through a straw.
BINKS: Binks to Enlightenment. The human is under the delusion that he
is somehow able to bestow physical violence to a hologram.
LISTER: Lister to Red Dwarf. The intruder seems to be blissfully unaware
that we have a rather sturdy holowhip in the munitions cabinet. Unless
he wants his derriere minced like burger meat, he'd better be history
in two seconds flat!

LISTER eats the cigarette, quickly removes his jacket, hat, and
waistcoat, and assumes a boxing stance.

BINKS: Binks to Enlightenment. Re-con mission complete, transmit. With
speed, Enlightenment, quickly please!
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That is one of the greatest scenes :D


My favorite will always be the scene where Lister explains his dads death after Rimmer finds out his dads dead from Better Than Life. Then Cats entry afterwards: (from memory may not be completely right)


Cat: Waaaaah! My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry. Hey! there
you are! Hey man, I'm so hungry, I just have to eat!

Lister: Shhhhh. Not now man. Rimmer's dad's died.

Cat: I'd prefer chicken.

:D
 
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