Relathionship - again

stevenazari1 said:
1. give her some sausage (question why its going in so easy!)
2. once you've let off the steam, light a fag (porn star style)
3. throw her belongings out the window (better in 1 foul swoop)
8. as she goes out to collect them, shut door (while playing tom jones - whats new pussycat)
9. lock
13. wave through window (in gay fashion)

any questions are met with "skit!... skit pussycat!"
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Couldn't put it better myself - wonder what the missing steps are!?!

In hindsight...step one could possibly backfire..
 
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Daniel75 said:
Totally agree.

I wrote before that I do trust her. It's just slightly awkward situation when your partner is seeing his/her Ex. What I did was - I just expressed my concerns. Didn't ask for cancellation. It was purely her choice. We also agreed that we will go out with him just to make things more "normal".
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Okay, so keep us updated, argh!

Also, what will going "hillwalking" do?
How does doing nothing because you are around prove anything?

Second you're gone, it won't be the hillwalking that's making them tired, it'll be the humping :p
 
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