Relationship Thread :(

shifty_uk · 20 Jun 2006 at 22:26

Hmmm, a tricky one, we have - *talks like yoda*

As she's been nasty and done this, you'd want to just jump in and do the same thing back, but that might not be the best option. You don't really want to lower yourself to her level, and by doing the same thing back, perhaps people might think that your nasty afterall, and that your just doing this to get back at her?

Although, the suggestions thats been made are pretty good

Bar · 20 Jun 2006 at 22:27

castigate yourself in front of your respected peers, pour holy crimson oil and chant: "its not true, its not true, she did it with biggaloo"

Indy500 · 20 Jun 2006 at 22:30

JoshSaville said:
Read Above lol, we broke up after a year of being together

Ok...sorry, I thought she said this BEFORE the break up. Apologies for mis-reading it.

ballistic · 20 Jun 2006 at 22:32

tell everyone that she likes getting *** on her face (can i post that?

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qwerty · 20 Jun 2006 at 23:17

Just laugh it off as if she's making it up.

Someone I 'had relations with' and then just blew off went round telling all my friends that I had a really tiny soldier who wouldn't stand to attention.

If friends ask/take **** out of me I just say "Yeah, it's all true. Sometimes I can't even find it! And I don't have any problem getting it up with my gay porn stash."

Cueball · 20 Jun 2006 at 23:47

Zefan said:
Bitch back, bitch back hard.

The more embarresed you can make her, the better you'll feel and the less she'll spread about you.

Scuzi said:
Do you have a pair of her knickers? If so, rub a warm mars bar over them and pin them up in the collge with a big notice saying "XYZ's KNICKERS".

It works a treat

I agree on both accounts.

Fight fire with fire. Make her feel like ****.

Spacky · 21 Jun 2006 at 08:20

Sarah said:
Am i the only one who giggled like a school girl when they read that line??

No I did as well

So if you put a 10000% in and 100% is not true that leaves a fair amount of unclaimed percent.

phill · 21 Jun 2006 at 08:47

post naked pics of her tbh.

Slinwagh · 21 Jun 2006 at 08:56

If she has one, sleep with her sister. If not do her mum that will really niggle her.

WantoN · 21 Jun 2006 at 10:23

JoshSaville said:
Hey guys,

I broke off with my mrs a couple of days ago after a year of being togther. I put 10000% into her all the time and never once let her down. Now she is going round college making stuff up making out im this horrible, spiteful, rude person which infact is 100% not true.

Is there anything i can do? I dont particularaly wana tlk to her unless u really have to...

Thanks In Advance

Josh

Laugh it off. The less seriously you take it, the less seriously everyone else will take it too. There ARE always two sides to a story, but rather than defend yourself, just snigger and how sad she is every time it's brought up. Walk around with your head held high and a smile on your chops

Can't touch this

Ant

Sic · 21 Jun 2006 at 10:30

to hurt her most, act like you don't care. it's obviously over. be flirty with other girls; don't see her when she walks past you; laugh incredibly loudly with your mates when she's in the vicinity, then stop when she gets near; remove her from your life, and don't give a crap about her. if it doesn't upset her...it'll show her that you're not playing her childish games.

WantoN · 21 Jun 2006 at 10:31

Sic said:
to hurt her most, act like you don't care. it's obviously over. be flirty with other girls; don't see her when she walks past you; laugh incredibly loudly with your mates when she's in the vicinity, then stop when she gets near; remove her from your life, and don't give a crap about her. if it doesn't upset her...it'll show her that you're not playing her childish games.

Thank you! All this revenge pap is exactly the reaction she's actually after. She's doing it to force you to interact with her on some level.

If you want to be the tiniest bit spiteful though, you'll find the above suggestions suprisingly effective

Ant