Remember this guy?

indyskyz · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:12

hes a Dilophosaurus

he killed Dennis Nerdy in Jurassic park

now you can own your very own spitting Dilophosaurus
in the form of Screature

this thing is hilarious I WANT!!!

Heliospherez · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:16

2 things....

Why would you want one ?

and

Why post that ?

I know it's nearly Christmas and all, but seriously......

mac1st3 · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:19

think he's dropping hints for secret santa

indyskyz · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:24

divosuk said:
Im a big old scrooge

2 things.....

1 guard my stuff
2 spit on my sister

that is all

Cosimo · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:25

divosuk said:
Why would you want one ?

Because you are 10.

divosuk said:
Why post that ?

Because you work for the company selling them.

Tom0 · 14 Nov 2009 at 10:27

I hated Dennis.

danza · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:40

Tom0 said:
I hated Dennis.

***

I was so glad when he bit the dust. I saw JP a little while back when it was on the telly for the billionth time, and the point where he gets gobbed on is a retribution for the viewer.

V4NT0M · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:46

Not really amused...

Also when it was set at the door to squirt the other kid how would it differentiate between owner and other kids?

hmmmm

NathanT · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:50

Another gimmick toy just before Christmas.. I bet it sells a couple of million units no matter how apparently flawed the design is

Russinating · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:51

That is awesome.

Andelusion · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:52

I majorly lol'd when she gets it at 20 secs.

Hunders · 14 Nov 2009 at 11:58

That wouldn't work on me. I walked in the rain quite comfortably the other day so I'm pretty resilient to water.

indyskyz · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:03

Hunders said:
That wouldn't work on me. I walked in the rain quite comfortably the other day so I'm pretty resilient to water.

what if it was filled with pee or vinegar imagine that in the eyes lol

Hunders · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:05

There's nothing like a good ol' golden shower so pee wouldn't work either. Vinegar is a good shout, though

diverse180 · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:07

Ha ha...I like it Indy

divosuk said:
2 things....Why would you want one ? and Why post that ?

Go back to bed you grumpy ****

Nitefly · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:20

Haha, that is hilariously terrible

Children's toys, especially boys toys, are always marketed to be XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXtreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme.

The best example is action man.

"New, action man super duper hovercraft - woah, watch out, Dr.X (for some reason) is dumping toxic waste into the swamp, oh no! You can stop him with action man's Xtreme camoflaged hovercraft - press the button to reveal..... THE SECRET MISSILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES"

I swear everything to do with 1990s action man had secret missiles. Even his sniffer dog.

Psymonkee · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:27

^^YES!

I recall one with action man's attack grizzly bear.....with missle launchers!

Nitefly · 14 Nov 2009 at 12:33

Hahaha, you are absolutely correct

apeZ · 14 Nov 2009 at 13:08

Haha, oh god, I had that.

K1LLSW1TCH · 14 Nov 2009 at 13:34

Action Man is a god! He was what I looked forward to all year around until Christmas morning, that, and Military Micro Machines. The tank that folds out into a base, hell yeah!

Oh, and does anybody know why all the official action men had a two thumbnails on the same thumb? They had the normal thumbnail, and then underneath the thumb, ie. the palm side, they had another thumbnail... Weird.