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Ridiculous Spam

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Hikari Kisugi, Aug 2, 2010.

  1. Hikari Kisugi

    Capodecina

    Joined: May 31, 2009

    Posts: 16,972

    Whats the silliest spam email message you have received that has caught your eye. Usually when deleting spam I swiftly browse the names and topics in case anything has been autospammed.

    Just received one from a

    'Mr Ban Ki Moon' entitled 'Important Information from the United Nations'

    Didn't open it, I think if its that important he'll probably give me a call.
    It did make me smile.
     
  2. Belmit

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 7, 2002

    Posts: 7,612

    Location: The Winchester

    My favourite had the subject line:

    "BUY VIAGRA OR DIE"

    There was no further content in the email.

    I was scared.
     
  3. challengedavid

    Mobster

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004

    Posts: 4,069

    Location: Telford

    you obviously bought some then:p
     
  4. Pawnless Endgame

    Sgarrista

    Joined: May 10, 2004

    Posts: 8,917

    Location: Sunny Stafford

    My sister used to pass on those emails with ASCII art from around year 2000. It was fairly routine/pyramid stuff, but some of the pictures were weird e.g. a totem.
     
  5. Cosimo

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Jan 9, 2007

    Posts: 162,928

    Location: Londinium

    Was that the follow-up email after you'd already bought some? :D
     
  6. DampCat

    Capodecina

    Joined: Feb 26, 2007

    Posts: 12,597

    Location: Manchestah

    Assassins, yo.
     
  7. Belmit

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Nov 7, 2002

    Posts: 7,612

    Location: The Winchester

    Frankly, I now can't move for Viagra. And not because I bought a lot.
     
  8. A.N.Other

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Nov 6, 2005

    Posts: 8,035

    Location: MK45

    To hell with the fact that he's dead, just what in the name of all that is holy was he doing to those trees?
     
  9. tibbsey

    Mobster

    Joined: Oct 11, 2008

    Posts: 2,518

    Location: Scotland (not Scottish)

    On Hotmail? Got the same message this morning.


    Their new filtering technology sucks the nuts.
     
  10. Bennie-Mac

    Capodecina

    Joined: Sep 10, 2008

    Posts: 11,956

    Location: Bangor, Northern Ireland

    To hell with the trees, im just glad the burial ceremony was done properly.
     
  11. Redz

    Mobster

    Joined: Jul 12, 2008

    Posts: 2,791

    Location: North West

    You just inspired me to check my hotmail. I didn't get that message and felt slightly disappointed. :(

    However, on the bright side my August 2010 psychic reading was in my junk mail folder. Didn't open it though as I already know what it says. :cool: :p
     
  12. Keyser Soze

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Aug 30, 2008

    Posts: 1,503

    Location: West Yorkshire

    I like the basic style of this one, Government departments really need to put more effort in.

     
  13. Maccy

    Don

    Joined: Nov 23, 2004

    Posts: 31,024

    Location: Herts

    Quite how they know amazes me :eek:
     
  14. SiD the Turtle

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Nov 16, 2003

    Posts: 9,604

    Location: On the pale blue dot

    I remember a mate of mine who got sick of those 'email to ten people and find out your secret lover' chain emails and wrote a rant reply to the sender, ending it 'send this to ten people or your pants will consume you'.

    A couple of years later, the result of that chain rant found its way back into my inbox :eek:
     
  15. Lucifurr

    Mobster

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002

    Posts: 3,032

    Location: Chertsey, Surrey

    This internal email made me chuckle a few weeks back on a rainy day


     
  16. Greenlizard0

    Man of Honour

    Joined: Mar 15, 2004

    Posts: 28,199

    Location: Liverpool

    Aw, well, at least it shows that spammers have a sense of humour.

    Either that or they really are that retarded. :/
     
  17. doiks14

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Jan 25, 2009

    Posts: 1,314

    Location: London

    I can't seem to find that email in my inbox now.. but anyways I remember being emailed by a "lawyer" saying that I have inherited millions from a distant relative who did not have any family and I was apparently his closest relative...

    I already knew what would happen if I contacted back :o

    He'd start asking details to send the money in along with all my other details to confirm that I am who he thinks I am...
     
  18. Hxc

    Capodecina

    Joined: Oct 29, 2004

    Posts: 12,486

    Location: London

    DO YOU WANT TO LIFT A BRICK WITH YOUR ****?

    Probably my fav.
     
  19. D D Danneh

    Mobster

    Joined: Feb 8, 2009

    Posts: 3,453

    Location: Sheffield

    The good old "You have been banned from world of warcraft, send us ur passwerdz plz".

    Oh no, my non-existant world of warcraft account has been banned? What a shame :p
     
  20. RobH

    Mobster

    Joined: May 9, 2005

    Posts: 4,521

    Location: Nottingham

     


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