Using the OPs self penned Janet and John's Book of Logic I have determined the following.
Oxy's name rhymes with Moxy a character in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.Auf Wiedersehen, Pet was set in Germany. Germany invaded Holland on May 10th 1940. 10+19+40=69. 69 is a funny name for a sexual position. The world record for a simultaneous 69 fest was 25 couples in one room. 25 couples = 50 people. 50 is Ruud Gullit's age. Ruud Gullit is black. The only conclusion possible is the OP hates Ruud Gullit as he's black by taking the name Oxy.