"And you sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"
That's a line that definitely needs to be brought into common usage. For example, it would make a great substitute for banalities such as "Can I help you?".
One version of events is that on this occasion his arrest was actually a case of mistaken identity. Allegedly the restaurant thought he was someone else who went around eating meals then running off without paying.
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