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The trick I use in moments like this is to find a stick (about two foot long is good enough thin and flexible) and a nice semi firm dog turd. Take stick and apply dog turdular mixture by using a stirring motion.
Apply mixture to offending persons door handle, gates,car door handles etc. Sit back and watch the fun.
There's nothing more satisfying as watching a person sniff there hand and then seeing the realisation set in "I'm covered in dog egg!"
Apply mixture to offending persons door handle, gates,car door handles etc. Sit back and watch the fun.
There's nothing more satisfying as watching a person sniff there hand and then seeing the realisation set in "I'm covered in dog egg!"