Road rage

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 07:05

You are driving up an incline in a 40mph zone and over the brow of the hill is a dawdling fat man of about 18 stone 6ft build who picked the most stupid place to dawdle being out visual contact for vehicles coming up from behind. You flash them for being so silly. You get the finger. You sound the horn. You stop the car. What happens next?

Edit: this man was walking across the road.

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 07:15

My fault was it? Then I laugh at you and the man who ran away from me.

Don't flip the finger if u aren't man enough to handle the consequences!

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 10:19

PMKeates said:
That sounds insane. I would never allow someone to have that opportunity. I say it all the time, but lock your doors always and roll up windows quickly if someone approaches. You never know how crazy that person may be. It's likely they will give up trying to get in, but if they don't or seem to be managing it, run them over. I've done it before and I will do it again. You + power and weight of car is much greater than any man. You can drive off normally and you won't even be able to tell they are there.

So who would get more time? Me who parks the car safely after locking himself in a paddy, and then proceeds to see how far this fat idiot wants to take it or someone like you who just runs the poor fat idiot over without battling an eyelid? :cool:

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 10:56

[FnG]magnolia;19042539 said:
So please tell us more stories about how being the aggressor in an uncertain situation is always a great idea.

How in fignolia do I become the aggressor after he 1. provoked me by walking nonchalently in the road endangering us both 2. Flips me off for flashing at him.

This is why I like to pose these questions to see why idiots do react to me in a certain way that they would not react to for example: a little old lady.

I find it especially satisfying to hear the views of members of the board who I held a little respect for but have since lost it (Dmpoole) clearly they live in a different world and do not regularly go out on a Saturday night and get yelled at point blank in their ear while in a busy high-street for example. It must be my intimidating lack of tatoos, cuff-length shirt, jeans and trainers. You are recruitment personnel if I remember correctly; that figures.

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 11:06

[FnG]magnolia;19042634 said:
No, I'm not. Unless you mean DMpoole who is also not IIRC.

Any more great stories for us? Maybe something about punching children in the face and stealing their ice creams or attacking grannies and peeing in their shoes? Anything?

I do not have any stories like that, and I have lost no respect for you because I have never seen u on the board before.

The reason why I don't have any stories about being the aggressor is because I am not one to deliberately harrass or annoy people. Something which seems to have followed me through childhood into adulthood, and I'm just trying to wake up smell the coffee and figure this out.

I guess some of you are coming into this thread from the point of view that you can't make a mistake cause its more than your job's worth or whatnot, so therefore u get frustrated all the time and tend to want to return fire on random people. This is what is wrong with the world. I didn't invent crime like some of you ammusingly suggest.

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 11:13

vonhelmet said:
He provoked you by crossing the road? And then swore when you provoked him by beeping at him?

Get a grip. You're wrong.

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Just where is it that you troll the forums from? I will make sure not to send any business your way. Oh thats right, I don't need to I am self-employed and can do my own tax TYVM.

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 11:24

I believe he wanted to run away from me, because

a) He was scared of what I would do to him

b) He was scared of what the police would have to say about the matter

I like to think by the speed of his departure and my accompanying insults that it could have easily been any one of you trolls running scared of a guy 5 stone lighter. XD

And if you are in any doubt, yes I would have defended myself and I am confident he was justified in running scared.

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 11:28

LOAM said:
Assuming by your bravado that you were carrying a keyboard in your boot? Or at the very least a mouse or some other input device, perhaps a tracker ball?

Whatever next? TTIWWOP?

I tell you what. Next time someone is being an utter troll to me IRL- I will just remember this fat guy running and carry on with a smile. WOuld you like that?