Road rage

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 07:05

You are driving up an incline in a 40mph zone and over the brow of the hill is a dawdling fat man of about 18 stone 6ft build who picked the most stupid place to dawdle being out visual contact for vehicles coming up from behind. You flash them for being so silly. You get the finger. You sound the horn. You stop the car. What happens next?

Edit: this man was walking across the road.

Vonhelmet · 3 May 2011 at 07:08

You apologise for being in violation of the highway code by driving at speed into an area of road that you couldn't see was clear of cars.

Technically.

Fenris · 3 May 2011 at 07:09

You suddenly realise you are outside your house, three hours have passed and your hands are covered in blood.

BloodyL · 3 May 2011 at 07:10

Your car gets rear ended because you parked it over the very same brow you just raged at someone for blindly crossing.

megatron · 3 May 2011 at 07:15

My fault was it? Then I laugh at you and the man who ran away from me.

Don't flip the finger if u aren't man enough to handle the consequences!

Von Smallhausen · 3 May 2011 at 07:35

He chinned you ?

Freefaller · 3 May 2011 at 07:35

Roll a dice. If you get 4-6 go to page 117, if you get 1-3, go to page 228.

bam0 · 3 May 2011 at 07:38

You stand. You bang.

RomanNose · 3 May 2011 at 07:40

Ask him to solve Fermat's last theorem.

smit101 · 3 May 2011 at 07:45

Give him some lip and leave at that, something along the lines of "ever thought of trying a salad? you fat, decrepit ****"! :eek:

Well he did give you the finger!

RetiredGreyFox · 3 May 2011 at 07:55

megatron said:
My fault was it? Then I laugh at you and the man who ran away from me.

Good grief how fat are you then if he ran away from you?
Or perhaps you're really unfit if you couldn't catch a fat man.
Seems like fatty got the upperhand.

Vonhelmet · 3 May 2011 at 08:01

megatron said:
My fault was it? Then I laugh at you and the man who ran away from me.

Erm... Yes, it was your fault, as it would have been if you went round a blind bend or through a blind dip. You shouldn't round a bend or crest a hill at such speed that you couldn't evade something in your path.

Morgoth · 3 May 2011 at 08:02

This thread made me laugh.

Cosimo · 3 May 2011 at 08:12

You watch him bounce off your bonnet, no wait, 18 stone and twice as wide......

TwsT · 3 May 2011 at 08:15

megatron said:
My fault was it? Then I laugh at you and the man who ran away from me.

Don't flip the finger if u aren't man enough to handle the consequences!

yawn, i would flip you the bird too and i'd run away just to waste your time since it's the fact you in such a hurry that makes you speed and rage in the first place.

Moral victory for the fat oaf

Edrof · 3 May 2011 at 08:17

megatron said:
My fault was it? Then I laugh at you and the man who ran away from me.

Don't flip the finger if u aren't man enough to handle the consequences!

Mac 10. 1 Second.

aspirins · 3 May 2011 at 08:19

...He unzips his trousers?

LOAM · 3 May 2011 at 08:23

Accelerate into the fat chuffer cutting him clean in half, smile to myself as his severed body sails over the top of my car and slams with a squelch onto the bonnet of the car behind. Who the hell do these fatties think they are crossing the road ? You did good mate and were in no way acting like a complete inconsiderate dick.

These (fat) people crossing the roads, someone should have a word tbh, idiots.

ChrisJSY · 3 May 2011 at 08:32

vonhelmet said:
Erm... Yes, it was your fault, as it would have been if you went round a blind bend or through a blind dip. You shouldn't round a bend or crest a hill at such speed that you couldn't evade something in your path.

I didn't see anywhere in which he mentioned he was going fast or that he was going too fast to evade anything. More that he had to stop in a really bad place.

ZXSpectrum · 3 May 2011 at 08:34

Fat or not YOU are in the wrong.. How Alpha of you for stopping for something as petty as getting the bird even tho you instigated it by sounding your horn.. :rolleyes: