Robot Unicorn Attack (Flash Game)

Calabi · 9 Feb 2010 at 18:13

Its probably the best game ever.

You can cheat in it as well. Use the dash when you fall and you can infinite jump.

K1LLSW1TCH · 9 Feb 2010 at 19:05

robgmun said:
I caught the gay from that game, i am now mincing round the office in my thong

Don't lie, you were doing that anyway.

_Gizka_ · 9 Feb 2010 at 19:15

16K, to think I was just mustering the motivation to get some work done >.<

Its an excellent game

peetee · 9 Feb 2010 at 19:29

quality game, 29k on 1st go :d its a bit mental when you get past 10k

danza · 3 Oct 2010 at 16:56

Feeling down? Sunday afternoon blues?

PLAY THIS GAME - IT's AWESOME!!

Just had a hankering for some Robot Unicorn action after remembering how brilliant this was/is.

Tefal · 3 Oct 2010 at 17:01

how aweso0me is the music

danza · 3 Oct 2010 at 17:02

Tefal said:
how aweso0me is the music

It's 50 billion awesome, that's how much.

SlyReaper · 3 Oct 2010 at 17:27

Most people's reaction to this game:

Will Gill · 3 Oct 2010 at 17:36

i have loved this game for far too long

managed 108,256

but there are scores upto 300k+ although there are a lot of hacked variants!

danza · 3 Oct 2010 at 17:50

Will Gill said:
i have loved this game for far too long

managed 108,256

but there are scores upto 300k+ although there are a lot of hacked variants!

I only managed 48K. Clearly, the power of the gay is stronger in you than I.

Please teach me your ways.

It's so stupendously addictive. Probably the best flash game ever created, none of this 'tower defence' malarky comes close TBH.

Will Gill · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:01

the secret is to keep restarting till you get early stars, when i got my top score I got 68k in just one go, each star was worth 2800 when i bought it!

and yes I've been addicted to it for months!!

oh and im wildly homo

danza · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:05

Will Gill said:
the secret is to keep restarting till you get early stars, when i got my top score I got 68k in just one go, each star was worth 2800 when i bought it!

and yes I've been addicted to it for months!!

oh and im wildly homo

I shall try this restarting technique you speak of.

I've also started quaffing a pint of some random cocktail consisting of OJ, peach schnapps and loads of vodka. I'm so going to dominate. Yay!

Will Gill · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:20

ah yes, its much more fun when you are off your face!

although it doesnt help your scores much!!

Dr.EM · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:23

Oh damn, it's actually pretty addictive

24066......so far

danza · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:28

Will Gill said:
ah yes, its much more fun when you are off your face!

although it doesnt help your scores much!!

I find being smashed playing this usually aggravates one's self pity.

So frustrating, yet so compelling!

Grandmaster Fap! · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:33

69k

The power of the gay is strong with this one....i foresee much mincing in my future :/

danza · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:44

Castor said:
69k The power of the gay is strong with this one....i foresee much mincing in my future :/

IT'S NOT FAIR!! :mad:

Monkey Puzzle · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:47

Can't help but feel it's just a crap version of forced-scrolling, speeding up shoot-em-ups but with less control. Having said that, 34k so far..

Must go save gay horse one more time...

Will Gill · 3 Oct 2010 at 18:49

you will fail, it says so

James J · 3 Oct 2010 at 19:46

Lol the soundtrack is disturbingly fitting for this game!