Rock simulator

Kerplunk · 27 Jun 2014 at 12:23

*Slowly back away to the console forum*

>.>

Sasso · 27 Jun 2014 at 14:33

Kerplunk said:
*Slowly back away to the console forum*

>.>

why? not got the stones to play with the big boys?

DoneADougalOnSofa · 27 Jun 2014 at 14:36

FoxEye said:
Doesn't require any physical movement to play; perfect for those with a sedimentary lifestyle.

(that was truly awful)

On the contrary, squire.
That's quite a good one.

Haggisman · 27 Jun 2014 at 14:39

I wonder if this will star Dwayne Johnson?

DoneADougalOnSofa · 27 Jun 2014 at 14:41

I'm trying, but it seems there are no decent rock puns within my mental capacity today.

Still, working at the mo, so back to the grindstone...

DrToffnar · 27 Jun 2014 at 15:13

Unbelievable... Seem's like bad games these days are only a stones throw away.

BubbySoup · 27 Jun 2014 at 15:30

Confirmed Bossmob

Schlong&Stable · 27 Jun 2014 at 15:52

Surely the boss would be paper?

deano-g · 27 Jun 2014 at 16:06

Sasso · 27 Jun 2014 at 16:44

deano-g said:
GTFO

geological tectonic fault orientation?

Space Monkey · 27 Jun 2014 at 16:48

digitalx said:
We will, we will...

We will, we will....not buy this!

What next, Fresh Air Simulator 2014 :eek:

Haggisman · 27 Jun 2014 at 16:49

Space Monkey said:
What next, Fresh Air Simulator 2014

I hope not... I get enough of that nasty stuff when I open the door for the Pizza delivery guy!

Space Monkey · 27 Jun 2014 at 16:50

Haggisman said:
I hope not... I get enough of that nasty stuff when I open the door for the Pizza delivery guy!

Lols, genuine Lols

jasoncb · 27 Jun 2014 at 21:56

Where can I pre-order?

itchy · 27 Jun 2014 at 22:05

They leave no stone unturned when it comes to gaming ideas these days!

Digital X · 27 Jun 2014 at 22:44

I'm actually going to give this game some thought, hold onto your hats.

I wonder.. if you can adjust the wind in any angle and speed so it can bounce along the ground and maybe reach objectives if they're put in? Like bounce 100m, to 1000m etc. Start off with a small pebble and complete goals, earn exp and gain access to a boulder?

Just thoughts, gonna grab some popcorn and watch reactions now..