Rustler Burgers

Oh wait, wait wait....is it like that advert, where the lad brings back a bird and sits her on a sofa, while he makes a burger, and she turns out all victora secret in a few seconds, only you've attempted the same with some whale?
 
Alright, i rephrase.

Rustler Burgers:

What on earth is the big deal over these? I'm pretty sure i saw adverts for them on TV, indicating some large amount of capital behind the product. Leads neatly onto, who the hell likes/buys these things? If any of you like Rustler Burgers, do you also like Cheese Strings? and Breakfast's in a Tin?
 
DampCat said:
Alright, i rephrase.

Rustler Burgers:

What on earth is the big deal over these? I'm pretty sure i saw adverts for them on TV, indicating some large amount of capital behind the product. Leads neatly onto, who the hell likes/buys these things? If any of you like Rustler Burgers, do you also like Cheese Strings? and Breakfast's in a Tin?
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I like them, once too drunk to care what is going in my mouth. 60 seconds and you have something vaguely resembling a hot meaty snack.

Breakfast in a Tin are great too, for hangover days.
 
lmao these are garbage, its like eating a pack of old beer and pint of oil

Nothing takes 70 secs to cook, had one and just cried at the taste.
 
They're awesome, they don't actually have much crap in them at all.

Basically, stop being a wuss and realise that you paid tuppence for a burger that doesn't really taste that bad :p

There was a big thread about these a while back, the general concensus then was that they were great! :D
 
Zefan said:
They're awesome, they don't actually have much crap in them at all.

Basically, stop being a wuss and realise that you paid tuppence for a burger that doesn't really taste that bad :p

There was a big thread about these a while back, the general concensus then was that they were great! :D
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ok u get a 95% pure beef burger with onions and garlic and try to cook it in the mircowave in 70 secs its just not possible without crap and oil thrown in.
 
There full of tape worm eggs.. Ok, there is a 99.9% chance that they will all die after a good nuking in the microwave but there is always that 0.1% chance you could end up with a tape worm living inside you. No thanks!
 
cheets64 said:
ok u get a 95% pure beef burger with onions and garlic and try to cook it in the mircowave in 70 secs its just not possible without crap and oil thrown in.
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Look at the ingredients on the pack, it really isn't *that* bad at all.

Hunders said:
There full of tape worm eggs.. Ok, there is a 99.9% chance that they will all die after a good nuking in the microwave but there is always that 0.1% chance you could end up with a tape worm living inside you. No thanks!
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What?

Just WHAT?
 
Zefan said:
They're awesome, they don't actually have much crap in them at all.

Basically, stop being a wuss and realise that you paid tuppence for a burger that doesn't really taste that bad :p

There was a big thread about these a while back, the general concensus then was that they were great! :D
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That's not my beef (guffaw).I didnt pay for it. I was just kinda insulted by it! I knew of no thread, so perhaps i will go and have a look.
 
Zefan said:
What?

Just WHAT?
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There was a thing on the TV about them. Basicly all cows are infested with tape worm and these tape worms lay eggs in the meat. The reason Rustlers are so cheap is because they use meat that hasn't been vigorously cleaned of these eggs.

My mate used to eat them ALL the time but he doesn't anymore after watching that programme.
 
change the crappy cheese and ketchup that come with it for somethin better and they taste much better!

If you can even be bothered, toast the bun and its even better :D
 
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