Rustler Burgers

iCraig · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:39

My mate prepared one the other day. It looked disgusting.

Zefan · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:41

Hunders said:
snip

Can't find anything about on google.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:41

Hunders said:
There was a thing on the TV about them. Basicly all cows are infested with tape worm and these tape worms lay eggs in the meat. The reason Rustlers are so cheap is because they use meat that hasn't been vigorously cleaned of these eggs.

Uh huh.....because unsafe food is allowed to be peddled to the public en mass, with a large advertising campaign behind it. If it was unsafe, it would be pulled from the shelves. the worst you're likely to get from it is a bit of malnutrition.

squiffy · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:41

tsinc80697 said:
change the crappy cheese and ketchup that come with it for somethin better and they taste much better!

If you can even be bothered, toast the bun and its even better

Remove the cheap burger whilst you're at it.

gareth.e · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:41

Zefan said:
Look at the ingredients on the pack, it really isn't *that* bad at all.

I found 37 E numbers on the back of one pack I read...

HAz · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:42

I must say I was very impressed with the full english in a tin.
Didnt like them rustlers tho.

Zefan · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:43

tsinc80697 said:
change the crappy cheese and ketchup that come with it for somethin better and they taste much better!

If you can even be bothered, toast the bun and its even better

Excellent!

Will try that!

Adz · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:45

If you try to live on them you'll probably feel very ill very quickly but as a quick after-beer snack they hit the spot.

On par with a pot noodle

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Messiah Khan · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:46

Zefan said:
Excellent! Will try that!

Replace the bun for a nicer one, and replace the meat for a proper burger and its tastes great.

miracleboy · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:51

Dammit I want a burger now.

squiffy · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:53

miracleboy said:
Dammit I want a burger now.

You're not leaving the table until you finish this, young man!

miracleboy · 1 Jun 2007 at 23:54

No burgers in the freezer.

So fish finger sandwich it is.

delta555 · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:09

Hunders said:
There was a thing on the TV about them. Basicly all cows are infested with tape worm and these tape worms lay eggs in the meat. The reason Rustlers are so cheap is because they use meat that hasn't been vigorously cleaned of these eggs.

My mate used to eat them ALL the time but he doesn't anymore after watching that programme.

Well, if this is the case then you would have thought there would be something about this on google.

Hmmm, Googling 'rustlers burgers tapeworm' comes up with nothing.

Rathanes · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:10

squiffy said:
You're not leaving the table until you finish this, young man!

That burger's so good it gave the guy on the right a boner.

DampCat · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:10

what is the deal with Fish Finger sandwhiches?

5 Guys at work (on my desk actually) are all obsessed with Fish Finger sandwhiches. Seriously the idea repulses me? Now im not a prude with food, contrary to how i must appear thus far. Ive eaten my fair share of frog and ostrich. Ive eaten Kangaroo in Dubai (**** knows where they got it). I've had a horse steak. I tried sheep testicle (i threw up after that one) and in Japan, tiger penis (i didnt know what it was. After i abolish Rustler Burgers, my next campaign is "other languages") but Cod. In bread crumbs. in bread. with butter. Why?

Mayhaps if you sandwhiched the fish fingers between to potato waffles? now that i can understand...

Tommy B · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:32

Oh C'mon they're not that bad. I'd have one as a snack to keep me going. Only tried the QP though.

Slinky1989 · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:40

I like them but ONLY when there really is nothing else/can't be bothered to cook.

Also yeah they probably are full of crap since microwaves heat food by exciting water molecules in the product which then heat the surrounding food.

This means they're packed with liquid.....of some kind..... :|

ots3go · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:40

Zefan said:
They're awesome, they don't actually have much crap in them at all.

Basically, stop being a wuss and realise that you paid tuppence for a burger that doesn't really taste that bad

There was a big thread about these a while back, the general concensus then was that they were great!

The man speaks the truth

Akira · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:42

The question is rather, why not. Hot fish fingers in buttered white bread with tomato ketchup. Marvellous.

Also, rustlers are ok in a pinch. They're not something I would seek out but I don't have an issue eating them, you just have to nuke the burger on its own and leave the bun/cheese out of it.

Spuds · 2 Jun 2007 at 00:44

Their aweful, taste worse than something from McDonalds.

Doesn't stop me picking one up every so often when I can't be arsed taking more than a minute to make something else

Akira said:
you just have to nuke the burger on its own and leave the bun/cheese out of it.

Never actually thought of doing that, the bun does tend to go a bit limp normally, good plan