Sad Girl Texting Thread

Martynt74 · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:37

Its a sad sight whenever one of these threads come up but i'm out of thought.

Was in a pub tonight and the barmaid gave me her number (and has mine). And i'm sat here just trying to think of a none crap message to start things off since the usual did you have a good night doesnt work too well since she's been working.

Any ideas?

Raymond Lin · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:40

Don't say that kind of stuff or you'll end up in the friend zone.

Wait til tomorrow and arrange for a date.

G|mp · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:40

I love barmaids, female, sexy and they smell of beer !

I only asked for your number so i can get served quicker

Can you stand a bit closer to the fridge so your nipples get hard

danza · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:40

Gd 2 c u... wtya dn at t wknd? fnc mtn up?

Raymond Lin · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:42

danza said:
Gd 2 c u... wtya dn at t wknd? fnc mtn up?

Is it sad that I actually understood that.

divine` · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:44

"Your breasts looked rather spectacular tonight, any chance of a grope sometime?"

sniffy · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:46

G|mp said:
Can you stand a bit closer to the fridge so your nipples get hard

Hahahaha. Go with that.

2StepSteve · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:46

i don't get this thread or it's title :confused:

elfy · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:46

divine` said:
"Your breasts looked rather spectacular tonight, any chance of a grope sometime?"

my choice

Martynt74 · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:47

divine` said:
"Your breasts looked rather spectacular tonight, any chance of a grope sometime?"

Sugestions aside i think i'm gonna go with this

Raymond Lin · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:47

2StepSteve said:
i don't get this thread or it's title

He wants an idea what to text a girl/barmaid he met tonight.

It's sad because he's asking, not sad because the girl is unhappy.

GreenMint · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:47

"Give me your address, unlock the door, get in bed and prepare yourself!"

ugatennis08 · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:48

G|mp said:
Can you stand a bit closer to the fridge so your nipples get hard

Do this.

Gaijin · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:49

"I'm into SQL and C#, fancy opening port 80 so I can access your gigabyte?"

gord · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:49

divine` said:
"Your breasts looked rather spectacular tonight, any chance of a grope sometime?"

Didnt realise you were such a smoovie! Do you pull off those lines in Jesters?!

RoboCod · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:51

Hi, mind if I break your back doors down?

Amleto · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:51

G|mp said:
I love barmaids, female, sexy and they smell of beer !

I only asked for your number so i can get served quicker

Can you stand a bit closer to the fridge so your nipples get hard

/thread tbh

Haircut · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:52

Gaijin said:
"I'm into SQL and C#, fancy opening port 80 so I can access your gigabyte?"

You don't want to do it on port 80, you'll have to share with HTTP
Best to get your own port to yourself.

gord · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:53

Haircut said:
You don't want to do it on port 80, you'll have to share with HTTP
Best to get your own port to yourself.

"Maybe we could move things to port 21.. i want to initiate my file transfer "

Gaijin · 21 Dec 2007 at 00:54

Haircut said:
You don't want to do it on port 80, you'll have to share with HTTP
Best to get your own port to yourself.

Damn, I thought HTTP had been down the clinic.

Any suggestions on a clean port I could slip my trojan into?