Sad Girl Texting Thread

[melbourne720]

How about something romantic?

"Every time I crack one off, I think of you".

You must be beating them off with a stick merlin

 

[Cupra]

I love barmaids, female, sexy and they smell of beer !

I only asked for your number so i can get served quicker

Can you stand a bit closer to the fridge so your nipples get hard

quoted for the best thread this week

 

[Avalon]

"Every time I crack one off, I think of you".

She's wipes up after emptying the drip tray with style and poise like no other ?

 

[fonzee]

My magical watch tells me you're not wearing any knickers.

*wait for a reply*

Oh...it must be an hour fast.

 

[MoNkeE]

You must be beating them off with a stick merlin

He probably uses his hand. Oh, I see what you mean now...

 

[Ben M]

"so... do you go there often?"

 

[georges]

^