saturday night cheapskates

sam83uk

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was out on sat and outside the club there was these two fat munters asking me and my mates if they could get them in.. ie pay for them :rolleyes: :rolleyes: we said no.

hour or so later we clocked the same munters going around (they got in eventually) drinking other peoples drinks and asking people to buy them drinks in exchange for a dance (LOL! as if!)

not the first time ive witnessed this so i feel a thread is in order for shared experiences !
 
I once bought an amazingly gorgeous girl a glass of water at a club i went to with some friends of mine. What put the icing on the cake was it wasnt bottled water but tap water:p.

Suffice to say she wasnt impressed but she didnt exactly tell me what she wanted when i asked her....she replied that i should surprise her...so i did:D...with a glass full of tap water:p.
 
I've seen so many girls that take next to no money out. Just enough for a taxi home or whatever and just expect others to buy their drinks all night :\

Pfftttt
 
Spawn said:
I once bought an amazingly gorgeous girl a glass of water at a club i went to with some friends of mine. What put the icing on the cake was it wasnt bottled water but tap water:p.

Suffice to say she wasnt impressed but she didnt exactly tell me what she wanted when i asked her....she replied that i should surprise her...so i did:D...with a glass full of tap water:p.
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Genius!
 
get this all the time in cambridge from women thinking they are, ahem, above their stations i guess is one way to put it, asking for free drinks or to get them into a club.
 
Rossmac said:
Genius!
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:D i know i didnt realise i was a genius till i pulled that one off:p. Although my mates gave me plenty of stick for it. Just dont see why i should allow myself to be used in that way...there was nothing in it for me as far as i could see.

Sadly about an hr later i saw her trying it on with another mug..this time the said mug bought her a bottle of champers and she was walking away from him...poor guy lol....that must have set him back a good £100 or so. These clubs in London, especially the trendy ones charge an arm and leg for spirits and champers and they arent very good brands either.
 
Ha! love that. Stopped a girl in her tracks one time when she was harping on about how i'd have no chance with her, i told her "i have no itention of trying it on with you, i've seen your mum and trust me, 15yrs from now you'll be the one asking, no, begging, ME to go out with you, you've seen MY mum haven't ya? is that a wrinkle forming there?" I swear she was looking in her little mirror all night.
 
Justintime said:
Ha! love that. Stopped a girl in her tracks one time when she was harping on about how i'd have no chance with her, i told her "i have no itention of trying it on with you, i've seen your mum and trust me, 15yrs from now you'll be the one asking, no, begging, ME to go out with you, you've seen MY mum haven't ya? is that a wrinkle forming there?" I swear she was looking in her little mirror all night.
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Man, I never even get girls telling me I don't have a chance :p

Maybe it's a good thing there's no [decent]clubs in Cambridge, or that I don't go clubbing. Or that I don't try to pick up women. Or that I'm a cheapskate myself. Or..

Still, if it ever happened, I'd hope I can remember that line Justin! :D
 
One woman tried this with me once, clearly not interested in me since she was about 25 and I'm 18 but she asked me to buy her a drink. I sharply told her to **** off and she did :p right to the next person standing at the bar :rolleyes:
 
Luke15 said:
Was she walking a dog Sam?

Have you seen her outside your house as of late?
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Can we not just have threads by Sam without talking about the past, it's getting VERY boring now and totally not funny any more.
 
Spawn said:
I once bought an amazingly gorgeous girl a glass of water at a club i went to with some friends of mine. What put the icing on the cake was it wasnt bottled water but tap water:p.
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Next time a girls asks me to buy her a drink I shall do this, especially since tap water is free, at least it is where I work.
 
One of my mates once got asked by a bird if she could buy him a drink. With a totally straight face he said 'You could, if you weren't so god damn ugly'.

I was pretty harsh to say the least - but incredibly funny when she proceeded to lay into him.
 
div0 said:
One of my mates once got asked by a bird if she could buy him a drink. With a totally straight face he said 'You could, if you weren't so god damn ugly'.

I was pretty harsh to say the least - but incredibly funny when she proceeded to lay into him.
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Lol thats harsh..

A few of us were in a queue on a night out, 2 pretty ugly girls were behind us. One taps my cousin on the shoulder and says. (pointing at his goatee)....
"WTF is that on your face!it Looks pathetic!!"
"well I like it so thats all that matters, right?"
"No it looks crap"
To which he replied.. "Well to me personally, your Hair looks totally **** but as long as you think it looks good then thats all that matters :)"

She really didn't take it well and started mouthing off and pushing him but tbh she deserved it :p
 
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