I'm going to need a security deposit from you first.How dare you - I just wanted to deposit the funds your late uncle left you in an account in Nairobi

Going back on topic, I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Virgin Money's M Plus Account, which offers 2.02% on balances up to £1,000 and is linked to the M Plus Saver which has an interest rate of 1.56% up to £25,000.