School Bans "Lethal" Flapjack

Shame this is true :(

I nearly took a boys head off with a 250ml bottle of irn bru thrown like a grenade. Felt like a **** though.

A boy in graphic design chucked an eraser from the back of the class to the front row, it landed in a boys mouth with some weird noise. He was the 'not right kept back a year' boy who decided the best course of action was to 'drop the nut' in the drawing board on his desk about ten times. It was a good day.
 
What i want to know is how goddamn stale that flapjack had to be, it must have been super old to be so hard that it would actually hurt someone.

A favourite pain method from people trying to hurt me in school was to simply punch me repeatedly, if that failed i was wacked with books, stabbed with needles, burnt with lighters, scalded with a hot glue gun and my favourite was shot at with a nail gun 5 times.
 
Smigly said:
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

When I was at school, people used to sellotape needles and pins from the textiles classroom onto the end of pencils and stab at people as they walked down the corridors. I'd much rather be hit with a flapjack!!! stupid wimpish children. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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We used to have kids going around stabbing people with a compass at our school.

Although i remember when all the kids started playing with 'beyblades' and one kid attached nails and pins to it as some kind of lethal spinning top :eek:
 
When I was at school, some time back, a penknife was considered a suitable item to have in your pocket to sharpen pencils etc.

Nobody was ever stabbed in my memory.
 
I have an inkling that the Headmaster was bored and this is all part of a publicity stunt. There are more pressing concerns in schools at the moment, I'm quite baffled as to how this school thought this was the right action to take.
 
Absurd as it is! Something else that is a bit more worrying revolves around a school giving out razor blades so pupils can harm themselves safely....

Is this all another stunt. If this is real, then what the hell is going on?
 
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