Scott Mills phones PC Helpdesk

The fast food one is brilliant too. They phone up a pizza place in Scotland and ask if they do take away. When he says yes they keep asking him 'what's 12 minus 6?' etc.

The guy on the phone get's so wound up it's hilarious. They then phone him back a couple of times an he is absolutely livid.
 
Lead_Head said:
The fast food one is brilliant too. They phone up a pizza place in Scotland and ask if they do take away. When he says yes they keep asking him 'what's 12 minus 6?' etc.

The guy on the phone get's so wound up it's hilarious. They then phone him back a couple of times an he is absolutely livid.


Scott: Do you deliver?
Pizza man: Yeah, we deliver
Scott: Ok, I want 1 medium sized cheese with pinapple and 1 with liver please
Pizza Man: You don't put liver on a pizza!
Scott: You just said you do liver!
Pizza Man: Yes, we deliver not do liver!

Class! :D
 
lucasade1 said:
Was very good, although not entirely accurate. Britain doesn't have any nuclear weapons on any 'ships' just 4 submarines ;)

You must be a barrel of laughs to go and watch a stand up comendian with!
 
lucasade1 said:
Was very good, although not entirely accurate. Britain doesn't have any nuclear weapons on any 'ships' just 4 submarines ;)
I wouldn't think some 20-something IT phone jockey would know that though.
 
Kaed said:
Scott: Do you deliver?
Pizza man: Yeah, we deliver
Scott: Ok, I want 1 medium sized cheese with pinapple and 1 with liver please
Pizza Man: You don't put liver on a pizza!
Scott: You just said you do liver!
Pizza Man: Yes, we deliver not do liver!

Class! :D
Bwhahaha! :p :D
 
Kaed said:
Scott: Do you deliver?
Pizza man: Yeah, we deliver
Scott: Ok, I want 1 medium sized cheese with pinapple and 1 with liver please
Pizza Man: You don't put liver on a pizza!
Scott: You just said you do liver!
Pizza Man: Yes, we deliver not do liver!

Class! :D
The blasted Peter Kay joke theif :p
 
EDIT - will start a new thread because a lot of people might miss this priceless audio clip :D
 
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