Ok here is the correct way for all you Noobs! (and yes I used to be a chef) if you can't cook scrambled eggs then god help you!
Now melt a nob of butter in a medium-sized saucepan over a very gentle heat. While melting beat however many egg's in a bowl (I do 2 large eggs per person) seasoning with a little salt and black pepper. Once the butter stars to foam up add the eggs and increase heat. Stir continuoulsy until they are cooked to your liking (I like them quite moist not too dry).
For extra l33t'ness add 1tbsp of single cream when they are just about cooked.
AND.. if you use a microwave you need to be shot! It turns them to rubber!