Secret Santa

rodders · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:05

£10 limit, bloke to buy for. He knows no limits to insulting, rudeness etc...

What can one buy him that can be rude/funny/insulting to him? Obviously pooing through his letter box might be too far, but if he lived on his own, he would probably laugh.

teenwolf · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:08

double ended *****

Malevolence · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:10

Anal Hoopla.

neoboy · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:12

Buy him a copy of Daily Mail.

snips86x · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:17

Malevolence said:
Anal Hoopla.

hahahaha!!!!!

Have you been watching QI?

rodders · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:32

Malevolence said:
Anal Hoopla.

lol, i dont wanna play that with him

Derek W · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:35

neoboy said:
Buy him a copy of Daily Mail.

That's just plain sick! :mad:

TheRealist · 1 Dec 2015 at 20:37

Hire a hitman

rodders · 1 Dec 2015 at 21:03

TheRealist said:
Hire a hitman

£10 hitman just wouldnt be any good

dowie · 1 Dec 2015 at 21:05

rodders said:
£10 limit, bloke to buy for. He knows no limits to insulting, rudeness etc...

get him a custom made Katie Hopkins calendar... with Daily Mail logo on it

jono_astra · 1 Dec 2015 at 21:53

Penis pump, then write on it, your mrs said you needed one.

rodders · 1 Dec 2015 at 21:58

Haha, that's actually quite good

neoboy · 1 Dec 2015 at 22:00

May as well add a butt plug in there with, "I know what you did last summer" caption on it.

GTanny · 1 Dec 2015 at 23:04

Either a ****** or a ******

Nix · 1 Dec 2015 at 23:09

http://bfy.tw/34LQ