Good afternoon madaaaaam I am calling from your bank.
A pigeon has intercepted the monies you wired. And we need to send a pigeon catcher into your account so he can retrieve it.
To let him in I need your bank account number and sort code madaam
A pigeon has intercepted the monies you wired. And we need to send a pigeon catcher into your account so he can retrieve it.
To let him in I need your bank account number and sort code madaam