Settle an argument...moving liver!

Youstolemyname · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:20

The young whippersnapper who I sit next to in work claims that if you take a piece of raw liver and put it on a plate next to a piece of raw meat also on a plate, place them both in the fridge close to each other...the liver will move itself unaided to cover over the raw meat. :eek:

He reckons he 'saw it on telly ages ago'. I think it is impossible as the liver is quite clearly dead, but I have a doubt in the back of my mind that is saying 'it might be attracted to the water and protein in the other meat'...but the image of a piece of dead meat leaping across the plates just makes me laugh out loud

The poor lad is adamant it is true but cannot find any evidence to substantiate it and is getting skitted something chronic by the office. Can anyone prove or disprove it?

Scuzi · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:31

I remember seeing a thing on TV ages ago where if you put a liver in a milk bottle with a little milk in the bottom and leave it in the fridge overnight, by morning, the liver will have crawled out of the bottle.

dboundy · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:33

I also saw this on TV a few months back and thought WTF.

Can't remember what channel it was on though.

Locrian · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:35

Scuzi said:
I remember seeing a thing on TV ages ago where if you put a liver in a milk bottle with a little milk in the bottom and leave it in the fridge overnight, by morning, the liver will have crawled out of the bottle.

I lol-ed

chris_r · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:35

Scuzi said:
I remember seeing a thing on TV ages ago where if you put a liver in a milk bottle with a little milk in the bottom and leave it in the fridge overnight, by morning, the liver will have crawled out of the bottle.

Like you said on MSN, would be great to try

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MR_Punk · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:36

If its true i think we should have liver races!

+44

Akira · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:37

There is no such word as 'gullible' either.

FeFiDoh · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:38

reckon u could do it with liver u get from shops? or it gotta be from newly deceased

Scuzi · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:41

R5Rich said:
reckon u could do it with liver u get from shops? or it gotta be from newly deceased

Kill your next door neighbour, it'll be fresh then.

Mr_L · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:41

I hear it goes quite well with fava beans and a glass of chianti.

Phantom · 4 Apr 2006 at 16:42

what does this teach you? never date a liver as it suffers from over possessiveness and will look for any opportunity it can to sit on your head (even if you dont want it to)

ElvisFan · 4 Apr 2006 at 20:26

This thread is scaring me.

Liver that moves <shudders> :eek:

iSam · 4 Apr 2006 at 20:50

Locrian said:
I lol-ed

I did, but it would be interesting to see if it works. :cool:

fireblade900 · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:00

http://www.stinkymeat.net/ for moving meat antics.

Tru · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:07

I'll try it, I've got a whole Pringles tub full of liver in the sitting room.

yermum · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:11

I'm sorry to ask this, but why have you got a Pringle tub full of liver?

(Well, someone had to ask)

Tru · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:14

OK I don't, it was a reference to a joke that's extremely crude in many ways.

Zip · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:27

Tru said:
OK I don't, it was a reference to a joke that's extremely crude in many ways.

Do tell then

Tru · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:41

I couldn't, instead here's a quote from wholesome family comedy "Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead"

Rose: Why don't you go on home, have a glass of wine and put some cucumber slices on your eyes, you'll feel much better.
Sue Ellen: Well, I'm all out of cucumbers.
Rose: Sue Ellen, every girl over twenty-five should have a cucumber in the house.

Cybermyk · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:43

This awful offal waffle made me roffle