Settle an argument...moving liver!

GSXRMovistar · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:47

Tru said:
OK I don't, it was a reference to a joke that's extremely crude in many ways.

LOL well if there's one thing that would make liver move on it's own is it escaping the pringles tin at the thought of what could happen to it!

Zip · 4 Apr 2006 at 21:51

Tru said:
I couldn't

Liverd

Jotun · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:14

If you cut it in half, do you have one liver or two?

Zip · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:15

Evil-Penguin said:
If you cut it in half, do you have one liver or two?

You have one liver cut in half

dboundy · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:18

Yes, one liver in two pieces, if you cut a heart in half it does not make it two hearts does it

Anyway, that is off-topic, call your mates bluff and see what he says.

Jotun · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:23

I was under the impression that if you cut a liver in half it will regrow quite quickly, which is how people can give liver donations. Well half liver donations.

From what I remember in biology, the liver doesn't have any muscles so wouldn't be able to move...

Noxis · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:24

Has no one ever told you what Tesco have to do at night? They have to seperate the liver from the other meats otherwise they will mince their way over and chop up the other meat.

Tru · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:26

Noxis said:
Has no one ever told you what Tesco have to do at night? They have to seperate the liver from the other meats otherwise they will mince their way over and chop up the other meat.

I was told they chuck in a couple of Pepperami's to keep an eye on things as well.

Rich1988 · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:28

if you put a piece of heart tissue in a dish with some ATP (just like liquid energy stuff plants and the body use for engery) it will keep on beating on its own pretty much indefinetly.

alexakasloth · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:37

Tru said:
I was told they chuck in a couple of Pepperami's to keep an eye on things as well.

Yea. the 'ard ones will keep them at bay!

Nikias · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:40

Evil-Penguin said:
I was under the impression that if you cut a liver in half it will regrow quite quickly, which is how people can give liver donations. Well half liver donations.

From what I remember in biology, the liver doesn't have any muscles so wouldn't be able to move...

Yeah, I heard they can regrow from just 10%!

Two livers, but one sandwich imo.

"andy" · 4 Apr 2006 at 22:56

or one liver and 10 sandwiches

Wryel · 4 Apr 2006 at 23:03

So you can make fruit from liver? You cut a liver in half (katana optional) which gives you two livers - a pear.

I'm so sorry.

singist · 4 Apr 2006 at 23:05

Wryel said:
So you can make fruit from liver? You cut a liver in half (katana optional) which gives you two livers - a pear.

I'm so sorry.

I like this! made me lol.

Scuzi · 4 Apr 2006 at 23:05

Wryel said:
So you can make fruit from liver? You cut a liver in half (katana optional) which gives you two livers - a pear.

I'm so sorry.

Jesus christ, that's so poor it's offensive. Go on, clear off.