shared toilets WTF?!

Well I went for a pee in asda the other day, someone had actually let off explosive dihorrea in one of the sinks.
I didn't know whether to laugh or throw up.
 
Tell your room-mates then when your all out that you're covering the toilet with cling film, and then procede to do so, so the culprits get a nice shock.

Now you see this would only work if he was aiming for the bowl and not the wall/seat/lid/cistern behind.


Usually he's only got to one of our toilets so there's usually one clean one.
 
Tefal said:
now across the inside of the seat/lid there is spots of **** splatter across it, It's as if he's stood up aimed his arse at the wall behind the bog and fired off a blast of explosive diarrhoea :eek:

That will be geeza whos finally found out where you actually take a **** :D
 
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. this guy/girl sounds like a hero! i used to find the odd turd in our hall bathrooms in first year at nottm.
 
My first halls at Uxbridge were like prisons, dire. We had no choice in it, we were just allocated a room and you found out the day you arrived but because you'd already signed on the line you had to stay or pay. On the other campus they were much better though, made up for it no end.

Which halls were you in? Sounds like one of the originals either Saltash, Clifton or Chepstow.
 
It's as if he's stood up aimed his arse at the wall behind the bog and fired off a blast of explosive diarrhoea :eek: :(

Lmao, when i was in school we used to have muppets who did that, they actually had comps, like aiming at a wall and ceeling and things like that,

discusting...
 
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