Shaving gel != Deodorant

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 08:32

All was going well this morning - had a lavish breakfast, lots of freshly baked italian bread with a multitude of jams to spread, lots of lovely coffee, and a pretty waitress looking after me. Blue skies and hot sunny rays baking down on me. Perfect. (well it could be a bit better...)

Brush my teeth without a hitch - it's a task that is of course 2nd nature by now... as is shaving and deodourising. However this morning I seemed to have been hit with an ineptitude to do either.

Firstly I grab my "deodorant" and spray conservatively under my arms only to find a somewhat "odd" sensation of having foam squelshing under my armpits. "Bugger" was one of the words used...

After "another" quick shower, I take the opportunity to have a shave, making sure I pick up the shaving foam - I push the nozzle only to have my hands covered in antipespirant spray :rolleyes:

Anybody ever have one of those days where nothing seems to be going smoothly???

I hope today is short and everything else goes well... I have a niggling feeling it may not be though

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 08:48

Magic_x_uk said:
it happens, sign of getting older i think

Feared as much :/

I actually did forget my glasses and had to go back to my room (on the top floor) to get them

(Only very slightly short sighted, but enough for me to notice...).

Will it's nearly 10... I've been on board for 2 hrs, so far I haven't done anything TOO disasterous... I'm scared.

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 09:07

johnno93 said:
You know that instantly reminds me of a red dwarf incident.

Oh no... please don't tell me I'm turning into Lister!!!

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 09:26

Flibster said:
Yup.

You'll know you've made it when you have a toffee hammer to loosen your socks before putting them on.

Simon/~Flibster

You mean it's not normal to be doing that?!

Skiddley said:
Subliminamly you want to shave your armpits. You know it

I don't think so!!!!

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 16:26

Treefrog said:
The 4th is weak in you old man

The 4th is strong in this one

Ohh the temptation of bannage is so high!!!

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 18:53

Takhisis said:
Too much sun - you need to come home before you do yourself some damage - I'm sure there are plenty of people willing to take your place

Can't wait to get home! But I'm out to bloody Monaco next week :/ I think I might have to lose my passports one of these days...

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 20:40

Bah... Trust a nice curvy girl to show me up and completely blow my thread under the water :/

I don't mind really

And I'm afraid I have no pics to show - I wasn't exactly in the mood of going "oh look isn't this funny?!" - more like "****** ****** ******* ***, bugger , * ** * * * ** **, oopsey daisy ******* ***********************************, dammit"

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 20:53

Vanilla said:
Bet you don't get your hairspray mixed up.

Me?! I don't have that much hair to spray

Let alone use any

I'll leave that to the MetroDon

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 21:09

Head Shrink?! What in blazes heck is that?! :confused:

Freefaller · 4 May 2006 at 21:17

So that's just like gel stuff right?

C'mon dude - you know me by now! I don't need/use stuff like that

It does make YOU look pretty though