Poll: Should I become a Moderator?

[[FnG]magnolia]

I feel your pain - it's a question we've all been struggling with. I can think of lots of positive but only a few negatives.

POSITIVES (BIGLY GOOD)

• Get to hang out with Maccy in real life;
• Promote harmony and wellness within our fractured community;
• Moderate with impartiality, moderating particularly hard on those people I don't like;
• Pr0n forum (it is real);
• Find out Freefaller's address and where he gyms;
• Something about ethics, maybe?;
• New business card at work;
• God-Emperor powers; and
• Provide a sense of levelness and rationality.

NEGATIVES (BUT HER EMAILS!)

• Less time to deliver meaningful content in thought-provoking threads I've created;
• Smoothbrains getting worked up over a white male being put in a position of perceived authority; and
• Having to actually read threads before I comment on them.

I strongly suspect the invite is in the post, just in time for Christmas. What to do?

love, mags xxx

 

[Angilion]

I think having all those fast neutrons hitting you would be a big negative.

Oh...not that kind of moderator

 

[ianh]

In before the PermaBan

 

[robfosters]

It’s very hard to become a mod. I’m not sure if there are sexual favours involved. Certainly a lot of tea brewing.

 

[marc2003]

If it happens, you'll probably have to get rid of your rubberduck account.

 

[jsmoke]

Do you not live in the land down under.

 

[TNGL]

Oh, God.

 

[Begbie]

I'd vote.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

If it happens, you'll probably have to get rid of your rubberduck account.

That boy ain't right.

(also not me, on the real deal down low)

 

[xxalxx]

I'd vote for this

 

[NVP]

Yeh, me too for some reason. Although reasons for suspensions would be incomprehensible.

 

[wez130]

Do you not live in the land down under.

He can do the UK 'night shift'

 

[tom_nieto]

Yes, but only for the prons

 

[Vonhelmet]

Do you not live in the land down under.

Where women glow and men plunder?

 

[labbby]

I think Op should start a vote for this

 

[Armageus]

It’s very hard to become a mod. I’m not sure if there are sexual favours involved. Certainly a lot of tea brewing.

Are you offering either/both? I'm interested

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I think Op should start a vote for this

Options!

A - terrible idea, dick move, he probably ruined Christmas for everyone.

B - could work but would have to try a damn sight harder and apply himself to the task at hand. Final Grade: B+, must try harder. Maybe next year, champ!

C - I WILL END YOU. Like gILLY BUT SEXUAL HOT IN THE DOWNSTAIRS.

Come at me my dude

 

[Hades]

Where women glow and men plunder?

You better run, you better take cover

 

[Josh]

#mags2018 - I'd vote for you

 

[dirtychinchilla]

It should be put to the vote. I would also vote for you.